The Tattooed Tallies

They're supposed to be the handlebars. Still, they look like something else people might grab on to.

(Thanks to Mary.)

The Power Peen

This invention could potentially bring electricity to thousands of rural villagers who have never had it before. And penis.

(Gracias otra vez a Juan.)

The Dino Dong

Pretty sure this one was in Jurassic Prick.

(Gracias a Juan.)

The Bike Rack Boner

Saddle up and take a ride.

(Thanks to Katie.)

Cock Country Race

Melanie sent in this picture of a cross country race map. Taking on something this massive is bound to wear anyone out.

The Doggy Doo Dong

Which is worse: this or a real red rocket? Either way, you can get our Accidental Red Rocket doggy tee for your pooch from Accidental Dong: The Store.

(Thanks to Megan and her present-leaving dog.)

The Hanger Banger

Better than hanging your guests' coats on the real thing.

(Thanks to Michael via Dwell Magazine.)

Fish 'n Chips 'n Balls

Check please.

(Thanks to our dear friend Lindsay.)

The Beast from the East Coast

Looks like Maine is about to get brained.

(Thanks to Orian.)

Mushroom Tuesday

The forest is full of phallus.

(Thanks to Dante.)

The Whitey's Red Rocket

Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button noses
And two eyes made out of coal
. . .  And totally a dong.


(Thanks to April.)

The Peen Pan

That'll be quite a party.

(Thanks to Ellen.)

The Navitidongs

Lawrence's wife and mother-in-law picked up some Christmas decorations they thought were cute:

Lawrence myself thought they were dongs:

Happy Holidongs, folks.

The Pregnancy Pillow

For a good night's sleep, wrap yourself around the reason you're bitchy and hormonal in the first place. Get yours here.

(Thanks to Marty via b3ta.)

The Dough Dong

Check that arm. Seems the Pillsbury Doughboy is a real Doughman now.

(Thanks to Raz for doing his homework.)

The Bear's Boner

Little dude is wishing you very, very, very happy holidays.

(Thanks to Danny.)

The Goat Chode

Sabrina spotted this goat cheese guy on the Food Network today. Knead that ish.

What a Dickhead.

But you should see the films he makes.

(Thanks to Allison via Pophangover.)

Cock Rock

This rock-hard rager was found by Jeremy and a friend a few months back in Venezuela. Looks Venezuelan.

(Thanks, amigos.)

The Holiday Dickoration

It's that time of year. You know, time to dick the halls

(Thanks to Coley.)

Chester's Cheetode

Not a very satisfying snack. Or so we've heard.

(Thanks to Robert who kept this thing alive for six months in his freezer.)

The Dirty Dong

See what happens when you rub it.

The Vegedongs

Don't be surprised if you're kids get really, really excited when they unwrap this toy Christmas morning.

(Thanks to the ever impatient Skyler. Chill, dude.)

Lamp Lovin'

Bonus boob at the bottom.

(Thanks to Dan.)

The Schlongschled

Santa's bringing this one in his sack.

(Thanks to anonymous dry and humorless individual via Cracked.)

The Sushi Schlong

To paraphrase our favorite show: There's gotta be a better way to serve that.


(Thanks to Stuart.)

The Jalapeño Popper

Just pop this little cheese-filled guy in your mouth and let the fun begin.

(Thanks, Theresa.)

Wedding Day Wang

Definitely bigger than the one she's going to be seeing in about six hours.

(Thanks to Michelle.)

Barcelona's Boner

This pic from the construction of the Torre Agbar. Or as some call it Torre Aghhhyesrightthere.

(Thanks to our buddy Trey.)

The Dancing Dong

We heard this show was xxxcellent.

(Thanks to our Hungarian friend Barta.)

Accidental Dong: The Shop

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Order by Tuesday, December 15th, and get your dongwear by Christmas Eve.

The Gummy Guys

Celebrating Schlong's Lighthouse, erected in 1869.

(This oldie but goodie brought to you thanks to Ken.)

The Bacteria Boner

Microbiology has never been so sexy.

(Thanks to Megan.)

The Sweet Peentato

Someone had a little fried-up phallus for lunch today.

(And that was Josh.)

The Schlong in the Shadows

Behind that curtain is actually a hummerbird feeder.

(Thank you and congrats to ultra dong fan Fiction Vixen.)

The Pastry Peens

Gwen said she intended these to be non-horny muffins. We say Gwen needs to spend less time in the kitchen by herself.

The Prickly Penis

Spotted on a shelf at IKEA. The installation instructions seem surprisingly easy.

(Thanks to Mike.)

The Biological Boner

This particular piece of mRNA predetermines dongminance.

(Thanks to Sara.)

The Glow Stick Dick

We wish ours did this. Minus the whole breaking in half part.

(Thanks to Adam.)

The Putt-Putt Pee-Pee

It's a one-in-hole.

(Thanks to MK and Jenny.)

The Cookie Stamper Schlong

We're not really sure what a cookie stamper is, but it sounds pretty dirty too.

(Thanks to David.)

Accidental Money Shot

We wish this was how more female athletes celebrate. Story is here.

(Thanks to Eli who we made an exception for today.)