Looking for the perfect Christmas gift for the dong fan in your life?
You're in luck. We've just launched Accidental Dong: The Shop. Own an article of clothing that says "I'm an immature adult with extra disposable income" with our line of tees, boxers, thongs, maternity shirts, trucker hats, dog shirts and whatever else we can slap our designs on.
Order by Tuesday, December 15th, and get your dongwear by Christmas Eve.