tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82882672686510349452024-03-19T01:31:02.534-06:00Accidental DongThat may or may not be a huge boner.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger526125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-7778110805193983482012-02-27T11:05:00.000-07:002012-02-27T11:05:13.122-07:00The Patchy Peener Looks like a normal can of Ready Patch...<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Until you turn is sideways. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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Grab it and spread it.<br />
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(Thanks to Ralph for a great eye.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com212tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-23067948853212481842012-02-21T11:47:00.000-07:002012-02-21T11:47:59.107-07:00The Puppers Peener<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnIAicrVqo9G4XQKxTqT9AjjpwrmQfoa_9HnRTNi9zLl_FyQrSKEZcWJK13nPRJ8M14iDUTPEUnUkmI7KabGWq3Lod26jGsANibAKqRoIaycGZ7f5D0SQdq16Roi9ElxZO8HPuRUsIqCA/s1600/Accidental+Dog2-tagged.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnIAicrVqo9G4XQKxTqT9AjjpwrmQfoa_9HnRTNi9zLl_FyQrSKEZcWJK13nPRJ8M14iDUTPEUnUkmI7KabGWq3Lod26jGsANibAKqRoIaycGZ7f5D0SQdq16Roi9ElxZO8HPuRUsIqCA/s400/Accidental+Dog2-tagged.jpg" width="280" /></a></div><br />
Give a dog a bone.<br />
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(Thanks to Fabrice.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com93tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-27443712021197727232012-02-20T10:16:00.000-07:002012-02-20T10:16:30.800-07:00The Logo Boner<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ2h9sMLxR2IqFP8ZmYhtsGZzf4y9qzOuT2iVVpi3byuPYF9YJUPz1mN_WqD_Fg_kSklL2Xkq2XuMztt7cwFMVereMvbQhKJ2Rsl96njg9u4uETJ6wn2s83-GKdx7P8jBjnrn1weEFgKI/s1600/CBE+logo-tagged.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="261" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ2h9sMLxR2IqFP8ZmYhtsGZzf4y9qzOuT2iVVpi3byuPYF9YJUPz1mN_WqD_Fg_kSklL2Xkq2XuMztt7cwFMVereMvbQhKJ2Rsl96njg9u4uETJ6wn2s83-GKdx7P8jBjnrn1weEFgKI/s400/CBE+logo-tagged.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
It's a hard sell.<br />
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(Thanks to Sheliyah.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com76tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-38821470658473307752012-02-17T12:06:00.000-07:002012-02-17T12:06:16.711-07:00The Drift Woody<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtwncJ3X5ChFUxv2OzGgs2fi-QRkvxlLJcw3hlj3rJGM86pV0PjkIx7ddnCh3EKaZnLFFIzeq-MZnKSS8bVtiBAmATYb4CuZKkM2AW2bFzkmBQWC40sGkf29OvL4OqbxONq2IDSalFHt0/s1600/Drift+Wood-tagged.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtwncJ3X5ChFUxv2OzGgs2fi-QRkvxlLJcw3hlj3rJGM86pV0PjkIx7ddnCh3EKaZnLFFIzeq-MZnKSS8bVtiBAmATYb4CuZKkM2AW2bFzkmBQWC40sGkf29OvL4OqbxONq2IDSalFHt0/s400/Drift+Wood-tagged.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">(Thanks to Hamille.) </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-1600161248044503722012-02-16T11:55:00.002-07:002012-02-17T11:58:55.472-07:00The Accidental Dog<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMHrpTXl04F38BE5q_oujszZFduTb8f9JmCduxjxVu04XbXqYt2FbV85j0Ab6oyHdI5mt0rxTlmdTm-zatALBux0_-uEtEA7Gra6aFl_BMki_lIp2jYSRFOVZPPKk6_p7jHNJMYYOpdeE/s1600/Accidental+Dog-tagged.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMHrpTXl04F38BE5q_oujszZFduTb8f9JmCduxjxVu04XbXqYt2FbV85j0Ab6oyHdI5mt0rxTlmdTm-zatALBux0_-uEtEA7Gra6aFl_BMki_lIp2jYSRFOVZPPKk6_p7jHNJMYYOpdeE/s400/Accidental+Dog-tagged.jpg" width="306" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSJt7NbjwM2N0Rvva8PrtFIXMpSghwZpXmYI1nuXJsQH2mdjobIFG6KzOJszhmuZqObZCBqaBjC29oxIDx_K9recWJk5c7c5aI0ouqlgSSghU9APWcwizLq0ax1-qkzmSvSKECFvE3H9Y/s1600/Accidental+Dog.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
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(Thanks to bAM Music.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-12750727096179403592011-02-09T10:27:00.000-07:002011-02-09T10:27:17.999-07:00The Creative Circus Cock<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhikqOIZldbU4CsTVJwWMQgX5OVTroX9TUElvUU9Rj4LyAForFH-qYcgbdKduJsMmTbUPi_5NlfeLIvfS3ePIHy9E78VQIa1EqTTTCfe4epgXp9Vc67r-kps-Z83gOy780QcdVWZBSH6YA/s1600/-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhikqOIZldbU4CsTVJwWMQgX5OVTroX9TUElvUU9Rj4LyAForFH-qYcgbdKduJsMmTbUPi_5NlfeLIvfS3ePIHy9E78VQIa1EqTTTCfe4epgXp9Vc67r-kps-Z83gOy780QcdVWZBSH6YA/s320/-2.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><br />
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Someone write a Chialis headline, stat.<br />
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For all the folks at the Circus. Thanks to Jennifer.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com54tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-67991321809813429552011-01-10T10:04:00.000-07:002011-01-10T10:04:43.239-07:00The Go Long Schlong<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSvx4fxlNofULjqU_q0407QL_zzV-FX2Iac5l6uWncCC6TiT9PnNItFPgxmgMXNcY4i2JbPN2VqMZmzrAmry0gdgzQsWqzTO5NjAzsiPVulmGTMmSHs2nAIrhPXSCJn-61VE0jMk525o8/s1600/image.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="373" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSvx4fxlNofULjqU_q0407QL_zzV-FX2Iac5l6uWncCC6TiT9PnNItFPgxmgMXNcY4i2JbPN2VqMZmzrAmry0gdgzQsWqzTO5NjAzsiPVulmGTMmSHs2nAIrhPXSCJn-61VE0jMk525o8/s400/image.png" width="400" /></a></div>For those that don't think cheerleading can be hard.<br />
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(Thanks to Tim.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-77391764480588153232010-12-13T10:28:00.000-07:002010-12-13T10:28:03.471-07:00The Portuguese Penis<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSBqdYLP2TzUeUfU1ujBca3yFd06ZqTD4OhYzGW4xXeXCdDO9e58uIslUMwHJjNnoVOqiIBP5OOaT2SLQsweG6FIwPs_2n48tWRw7eAclL9KMKu-EgXmV_omcqnoRXf2SiIrraSL2EldY/s1600/-11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSBqdYLP2TzUeUfU1ujBca3yFd06ZqTD4OhYzGW4xXeXCdDO9e58uIslUMwHJjNnoVOqiIBP5OOaT2SLQsweG6FIwPs_2n48tWRw7eAclL9KMKu-EgXmV_omcqnoRXf2SiIrraSL2EldY/s400/-11.jpg" width="300" /> </a> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">That's some street meat for sure.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">(Obrigado, Pam.)</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com87tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-11707722062251454152010-12-13T09:55:00.000-07:002010-12-13T09:55:58.651-07:00The Icy One-Eye<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyMs2GV3I5iAweVOpxr2ylc8zux7dJ-FhsgYptKrM_ShuUQrWixWaosrwLK-snedR2wJh_JW5ORkachf5u1rg4GUFelIa80favg39D3L5B3RplCC80FfgRFCkbDqA-5J3xM3EoI08g0iw/s1600/-10.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="377" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyMs2GV3I5iAweVOpxr2ylc8zux7dJ-FhsgYptKrM_ShuUQrWixWaosrwLK-snedR2wJh_JW5ORkachf5u1rg4GUFelIa80favg39D3L5B3RplCC80FfgRFCkbDqA-5J3xM3EoI08g0iw/s400/-10.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
But where are the testicicles?<br />
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(Thanks to Donald.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-33299036024764264212010-12-13T09:52:00.000-07:002010-12-13T09:52:57.098-07:00The Chicken Tender Chode<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTntkSCMLPqdPCW7YwO-tas6beheVIRyBr-bn_VcL-DcetbcmPO-FWvmWuBJXYUfA4w7JQ14JXoh0jqchzyE6ViAv2A8o1_T7E7zwlxJZ5l6IcT1HSEKiIWl7iyBxr6bd1GiIuKt7y54E/s1600/-9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTntkSCMLPqdPCW7YwO-tas6beheVIRyBr-bn_VcL-DcetbcmPO-FWvmWuBJXYUfA4w7JQ14JXoh0jqchzyE6ViAv2A8o1_T7E7zwlxJZ5l6IcT1HSEKiIWl7iyBxr6bd1GiIuKt7y54E/s320/-9.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
Fried for her pleasure.<br />
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(Thanks to Andrew.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com130tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-90580367094341629712010-12-13T09:50:00.001-07:002010-12-13T09:50:42.542-07:00The Frozen Fountain Phallus<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRkuNhzU_O0uictLsRCtIWSCiGX9AqQSkLNFQouAJ7vrDzjMjgQHk-Y4ioD3Ua2BJuFV3dcsR78GAqZka1Chg8Q3HGXMHGz1IhBdaQRwXHB6WY4lEwKFSAH8Ux1YhC5q6LLGf2KwWyg9E/s1600/-8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
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It's a hard freeze.<br />
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(Thanks to Trudi.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-89121781147297316022010-11-29T09:53:00.000-07:002010-11-29T09:53:55.961-07:00The Shruby Schlongs<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Yhl2GImzkZ2PLNVRLpSFvbHNrtF6vzog26tDISZxnpnASjuHRbg51WKHGZk4S8_qOx4uiaSEldPqEdpAajFXaXrF2xsxNLqqdCh-lWaJveMffCs9i-fqqnVII-6VHKdos63biHcA_IU/s1600/hedgedicks.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Yhl2GImzkZ2PLNVRLpSFvbHNrtF6vzog26tDISZxnpnASjuHRbg51WKHGZk4S8_qOx4uiaSEldPqEdpAajFXaXrF2xsxNLqqdCh-lWaJveMffCs9i-fqqnVII-6VHKdos63biHcA_IU/s400/hedgedicks.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
Nicely groomed too.<br />
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(Thanks to Jamie.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com118tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-89087326811071465132010-11-29T08:52:00.000-07:002010-11-29T08:52:23.853-07:00The Parrot Peen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXSMgoIJJ4qwSp69P79Z_0pWmq465bV5hN49ntvZF-I2oRHT9bzcRc_o8yY0Gd1nWTBR6XUg50lY_Wkw_Y0shy6Lxvnr3fmebANROwtsDg4u8qssiVYmubX6ZlZcQ2U8WyEEe87HrbsLo/s1600/-6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXSMgoIJJ4qwSp69P79Z_0pWmq465bV5hN49ntvZF-I2oRHT9bzcRc_o8yY0Gd1nWTBR6XUg50lY_Wkw_Y0shy6Lxvnr3fmebANROwtsDg4u8qssiVYmubX6ZlZcQ2U8WyEEe87HrbsLo/s400/-6.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><br />
Polly want a cocker?<br />
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(Thanks to Zenbeer and his in-laws.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-23936864533669191572010-11-29T08:51:00.000-07:002010-11-29T08:51:06.745-07:00The Bone Zone<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFLhYNPvKwfJ3PC5rY-VWuBMzOJxzQTnS7hh3yppW9wy9stNIAnB6cgui1fStlTIzMCYu72G2tr1PgVWl0ynFEJDPWIzyjOFrAEZ69RPZ535bsdNJ-96i0RkHvXivP06QdZ1B0qu9MLYQ/s1600/34148_1256397575615_1399887157_30595892_6862642_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFLhYNPvKwfJ3PC5rY-VWuBMzOJxzQTnS7hh3yppW9wy9stNIAnB6cgui1fStlTIzMCYu72G2tr1PgVWl0ynFEJDPWIzyjOFrAEZ69RPZ535bsdNJ-96i0RkHvXivP06QdZ1B0qu9MLYQ/s400/34148_1256397575615_1399887157_30595892_6862642_n.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
It is indeed. It is indeed.<br />
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(Thanks to Carl.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-79349026445919470822010-11-22T09:39:00.000-07:002010-11-22T09:39:30.461-07:00The Last Airboner<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjCPS93pQ6htQnrFQRCLXh4LDhlhMtFh50-3_rPibt8jF4DXEagHGmueicwh0fldjndNPvRjx3N2Aja1Qi7FRBmfA7p8jr-xb_PxU44ZmivWRdnei4swNZtSeWMH4_86IWB9De45Ln7d8/s1600/-6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjCPS93pQ6htQnrFQRCLXh4LDhlhMtFh50-3_rPibt8jF4DXEagHGmueicwh0fldjndNPvRjx3N2Aja1Qi7FRBmfA7p8jr-xb_PxU44ZmivWRdnei4swNZtSeWMH4_86IWB9De45Ln7d8/s400/-6.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
This hooded warrior was spotted in the movie The Last Airbender.<br />
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(Thanks to Matt.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-63992638139617864052010-11-21T14:29:00.000-07:002010-11-21T14:29:30.771-07:00The Not'Yo Dong<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTRSz3aup642ujWcJJquGmJqfkaltQcC_VEbeT5xdbdKB0jjdhfI4o0qioTbi-0L3a3Lf5Bisvk43w3wJ0OBmGFuTwdwqbi2Gn7_gmZ_uJnGpOSKBRUvjyo_9BCNeeo81bOOlaA8GSX-w/s1600/nachos.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTRSz3aup642ujWcJJquGmJqfkaltQcC_VEbeT5xdbdKB0jjdhfI4o0qioTbi-0L3a3Lf5Bisvk43w3wJ0OBmGFuTwdwqbi2Gn7_gmZ_uJnGpOSKBRUvjyo_9BCNeeo81bOOlaA8GSX-w/s400/nachos.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
Pardon me, waiter. There's a dick in my nachos.<br />
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(Thanks to Rachel.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-79643955957816557542010-11-17T07:16:00.000-07:002010-11-17T07:16:55.596-07:00The Drift Woody<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNnQR6REBXFWPCQ4oE8xvTeWLm5D2NzVbrVi6BSvraJ155uBaV8Qa89clsuIpRelyC8PsD7XyMR-c6eAGxzM51ruU_2m1OI8RKVaCC_v4u16T7KJbUs6IbiHXG0fWSCOJuj67R4IETkaY/s1600/-8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNnQR6REBXFWPCQ4oE8xvTeWLm5D2NzVbrVi6BSvraJ155uBaV8Qa89clsuIpRelyC8PsD7XyMR-c6eAGxzM51ruU_2m1OI8RKVaCC_v4u16T7KJbUs6IbiHXG0fWSCOJuj67R4IETkaY/s400/-8.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNnQR6REBXFWPCQ4oE8xvTeWLm5D2NzVbrVi6BSvraJ155uBaV8Qa89clsuIpRelyC8PsD7XyMR-c6eAGxzM51ruU_2m1OI8RKVaCC_v4u16T7KJbUs6IbiHXG0fWSCOJuj67R4IETkaY/s1600/-8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
</a></div>Found by seamen, no doubt.<br />
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(Thanks to Susan.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-71676766026906076982010-11-17T07:14:00.000-07:002010-11-17T07:14:35.439-07:00The Statue Schlong<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgi2iSw1atiHgRyYXv0hlVZHLoj9y1QA4oQ7Jpeb8V07Yo_2o5PXzPS1nG5O-l1zeDqinz-eOvO2Z0CJbFDhxHy28x80Li4NTI0VWG7FnMJ0eMQrNenHEzyLNlTl18eGIdcRxEsCksadcc/s1600/-7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgi2iSw1atiHgRyYXv0hlVZHLoj9y1QA4oQ7Jpeb8V07Yo_2o5PXzPS1nG5O-l1zeDqinz-eOvO2Z0CJbFDhxHy28x80Li4NTI0VWG7FnMJ0eMQrNenHEzyLNlTl18eGIdcRxEsCksadcc/s400/-7.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><br />
Wait for it... wait for it... Ah, there it is.<br />
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This guy's been hard for years.<br />
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(Merci, Dagois.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-76838950496570603052010-11-17T07:12:00.000-07:002010-11-17T07:12:02.582-07:00The Cheeto Chode<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8R1swgO9xiWlF4k_UhAg0LJvgXeR020XaEnFn_qdNUE9ShLFAzPzS3hea2xadqimt3Kh5MY_dD0nyNjl9Y8_J_Qk0OFWbT_pM_2TjrIAl03dS-95U-gAvlj67pYMWYrBN2qU-L62oBLc/s1600/-6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8R1swgO9xiWlF4k_UhAg0LJvgXeR020XaEnFn_qdNUE9ShLFAzPzS3hea2xadqimt3Kh5MY_dD0nyNjl9Y8_J_Qk0OFWbT_pM_2TjrIAl03dS-95U-gAvlj67pYMWYrBN2qU-L62oBLc/s1600/-6.jpg" /></a></div><br />
That's what's called junk food.<br />
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(Thanks to Kristy.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-50602007522371147872010-11-04T07:59:00.000-06:002010-11-04T07:59:35.897-06:00The Dark Dong<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicJaGG9ibGlEN5gwwzGZu-gWERTKFl3J1pE3JS99wko8uyURWFVVVOi0mGdTWothyphenhyphenwqhduv172sLvQSNI430sgHzGfdmcB2GGgLMS2m8bxyoWopp4htBwIGPhecwCbVke4kAKnPY4JZl8/s1600/-5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicJaGG9ibGlEN5gwwzGZu-gWERTKFl3J1pE3JS99wko8uyURWFVVVOi0mGdTWothyphenhyphenwqhduv172sLvQSNI430sgHzGfdmcB2GGgLMS2m8bxyoWopp4htBwIGPhecwCbVke4kAKnPY4JZl8/s400/-5.jpg" width="237" /></a></div><br />
It might be the shadow of an umbrella that's down, but it's looking pretty up to us.<br />
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(Thanks to Tamás.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-67266551724517853462010-11-03T21:46:00.000-06:002010-11-03T21:46:01.224-06:00The Bottled Boner<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDFAZNo5VwWhQ8fqmEjcAXYNdxcTNXkwCC4KRb9P5SWEyV2fByO01yZ1-h4OeT_4HQe3aPLiMXYXE3Pfn9MMCynguYzB7M_veFDZos0NrXgo2Q-qvCGSj6Nb1C9akGuUweo9Rk09sICmE/s1600/-4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDFAZNo5VwWhQ8fqmEjcAXYNdxcTNXkwCC4KRb9P5SWEyV2fByO01yZ1-h4OeT_4HQe3aPLiMXYXE3Pfn9MMCynguYzB7M_veFDZos0NrXgo2Q-qvCGSj6Nb1C9akGuUweo9Rk09sICmE/s400/-4.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><br />
That's definitely hard liquor.<br />
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(Thanks to Peggy.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-47614534515246994282010-11-03T14:32:00.000-06:002010-11-03T14:32:34.610-06:00The Missile Member<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF0553d3bCazZnawSrd0N2kQYJjzIAm-5NnlagGbW-knfKh8fOeA0q3lCoZnYGdTYbWeMcHW7goQPyCICVOC3QxhJqDh030staCwYfwpp1BmZ5RwsliAQ7Td0Bu-JxtMAA0OK1H2IcBTE/s1600/-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgF0553d3bCazZnawSrd0N2kQYJjzIAm-5NnlagGbW-knfKh8fOeA0q3lCoZnYGdTYbWeMcHW7goQPyCICVOC3QxhJqDh030staCwYfwpp1BmZ5RwsliAQ7Td0Bu-JxtMAA0OK1H2IcBTE/s400/-1.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMZ0UwZ7Z0o6sA2tLco6NwGx6GhORDdddXaEFTYZLrxVwgDJVJV5_D29rv9emkPrBTnNhyK7cUhhNMtUp1UNAN538rZZrSxq3mE2LUfceaxhmCt91_z8Z4JN_3myUW7K8-TbBtPgYSwPE/s1600/-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMZ0UwZ7Z0o6sA2tLco6NwGx6GhORDdddXaEFTYZLrxVwgDJVJV5_D29rv9emkPrBTnNhyK7cUhhNMtUp1UNAN538rZZrSxq3mE2LUfceaxhmCt91_z8Z4JN_3myUW7K8-TbBtPgYSwPE/s400/-2.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOltPRpYbzPyTBgjVU10ZvAaKYnl6OpYp1_inRwSWPkNskhN-2ynkNhBDrzbo3YOXA9AXAGSIaR_M6ymy898sL3fNO9kqGji8hhbUuhaNcj-tMHRHX-p8-_Hw0z_T2ZxLEjEiEBSiNqlo/s1600/-3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOltPRpYbzPyTBgjVU10ZvAaKYnl6OpYp1_inRwSWPkNskhN-2ynkNhBDrzbo3YOXA9AXAGSIaR_M6ymy898sL3fNO9kqGji8hhbUuhaNcj-tMHRHX-p8-_Hw0z_T2ZxLEjEiEBSiNqlo/s400/-3.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br />
Watch out. This thing might go off. <br />
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(Thanks to Zachary.)<br />
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There's a member on a lot of memorabilia out there.<br />
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(via <a href="http://deadspin.com/5679107/dong+obsessed-americans-are-seeing-dongs-on-san-franciscos-world-series-champion-hats">Deadspin</a>, thanks to Bryan.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-70365682024048751812010-10-25T22:35:00.000-06:002010-10-25T22:35:10.746-06:00The Toothpaste Peen<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhATSJ9MbbU5FR3WeAk3nCHVgXO4v1HvN4iQ7G2aFnGPitHTbSRjTzhTHT3iYlpSXu3J3z_DahTkr9UVXSmn1-5EI4loCAfS-VOZyDYS3f2ZevCxr8BGCuNM33RvJxAmhaIsQJBSLn9NQY/s1600/-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhATSJ9MbbU5FR3WeAk3nCHVgXO4v1HvN4iQ7G2aFnGPitHTbSRjTzhTHT3iYlpSXu3J3z_DahTkr9UVXSmn1-5EI4loCAfS-VOZyDYS3f2ZevCxr8BGCuNM33RvJxAmhaIsQJBSLn9NQY/s320/-1.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><br />
Stick it in your mouth at least twice a day for two minutes.<br />
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(Thanks to Lena.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8288267268651034945.post-25059779556616502782010-10-22T17:52:00.000-06:002010-10-22T17:52:57.062-06:00The Stormy Schlong<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixxG2Sy1IlR_BCyR7yQQCz4qmtwh6tYVH8IH7n_j7lmOa80_7q_W4rRayWxkaaa-vcz0-XNIpPjO60JSlttlOszJaVjstTDYs4miKT1SusooReLC_L7wA3dnHQ8ynS4RiKwadjKOzI-NA/s1600/3PECb.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="218" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixxG2Sy1IlR_BCyR7yQQCz4qmtwh6tYVH8IH7n_j7lmOa80_7q_W4rRayWxkaaa-vcz0-XNIpPjO60JSlttlOszJaVjstTDYs4miKT1SusooReLC_L7wA3dnHQ8ynS4RiKwadjKOzI-NA/s320/3PECb.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
It's gonna be an effing downpour.<br />
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(Thanks to Will.)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1