The Floppy Feline Phallus

This kitty cock was found on a ceramic plate made by Mary's sister back in 7th grade.

 

Mewow.

(Thanks to Mary and her sister.)

The Pantsless Parsnip Peen

This phallus was found on Flickr.

(Thanks to Ashley and vataa.)

The Orange Organ

Get some fresh squeezed juice.

(Thanks to Preston.)

The See-Through Schlong

Sperm count: one.

(Thanks to Denis.)

The Chair Choad

Ball pillows. Seems comfy.

(Thanks to Kara.)

The Forest Phallus

That's a piece of wood.

(Thanks to Kendra.)

The Public Privates

Who knew Medicare could be so sexy?

(The WSJ did. And so did William.)

UPDATE: This dong's been getting a lot of love. Thanks to goldenkat, James, Brian and Brett who all sent this in too.