The Creative Circus Cock

Someone write a Chialis headline, stat.

For all the folks at the Circus. Thanks to Jennifer.

The Go Long Schlong

For those that don't think cheerleading can be hard.

(Thanks to Tim.)

The Portuguese Penis

  

That's some street meat for sure.

(Obrigado, Pam.)

The Icy One-Eye

But where are the testicicles?

(Thanks to Donald.)

The Chicken Tender Chode

Fried for her pleasure.

(Thanks to Andrew.)

The Frozen Fountain Phallus

It's a hard freeze.

(Thanks to Trudi.)

The Shruby Schlongs

Nicely groomed too.

(Thanks to Jamie.)