The Plaza of Peen

From Google Maps and brought to you by the fine nation of France. Click here to see it for yourself.

(Merci, Alexnadre.)

Lake Dong

Get wet.

(Thanks to Dan who's going there this weekend.)

Siboneria

Russia, now that's a country with some stones. And something else too apparently. This is the Federal region of Siberia, according to Wikipedia.

(Thanks to Andy.)

Cock Country Race

Melanie sent in this picture of a cross country race map. Taking on something this massive is bound to wear anyone out.

The Pecker Lot

No longer full.

Google Maps provides us this image of a parking lot in Lyon, France.

(Merci, Amaury.)

A Belated Happy Hallopeen

People laid to rest in Elizabethtown, KY, are taking a schlong dirt nap. See if for yourself here.

(Thanks to Casey who's waited years for this.)

The Euro Uh-Oh

Millions of Europeans are carrying around dongs in their pockets every day. And they never even know. Until now.


Since Norway isn't part of the EU, it doesn't make it on the Euro coins and just sort of leaves Finland and Sweden hanging there.


(Thanks to Rodent of Unusual Size, KISS and everyone once that's sent this in.)

The Penisula

This little guy and his friends popped up on a tech company's campus.

(Thanks, Jason.)

The Port of Penis

Aerial map of Port Lavaca/Port of Comfort on the Texas Gulf Coast. All hands on dick!

(Thanks, Randall.)

Erecuvation Route

The Birmingham Beast.

(Thank you, Tom.)

Chubby County

Stephen Colbert better know this dickstrict.

Boner Bend

Appropriately enough, this is on border of Pennsylvania and New Jersey. At a spot called Bushkill.

(Thanks to Brad B who's been waiting years to share this with the world.)

Penis Penisula

A dong so long its visible from space.

(Big thanks to Lukas.)

Floridong

Philosophers from Jack Black to to Homer Simpson to ironic Urban Outfitter tees have all noted this southern-most* state's resemblance to a huge pee-pee. And the many times I've been there I've felt like my face was getting peed on. So, perhaps this coincidence is not so coincidental after all.

*continental

Aerial schlong

My friend recently told me of her idea to begin making art only for rich people. It's aerial art that can only be seen from above in a helicopter. I hope this is her first piece.

Bonus points for the cut-away anatomic detail.

(Thanks to Kasia Haupt, schlong extraordinaire.)

Everything's Bigger in Texas

Dallas-Fort Worth just might be the world's largest accidental dong. Figures.

(Thanks to Brock for the find.)