The Bathroom Bone

Cum here often?

(Thanks to Snidely.)

The Bowling Balls Towel

Shoot it right down the alley.

(Thanks to Whitney.)

A Textbook Tally

Pretty sure there's already something dirty going on here. Just don't know what.

(Thanks to Johnny.)

The Willy Club

That's how we use it too.

(Thanks to Crystal, again.)

The Pokey Man

This is a different type of anime than we're used to seeing with sort of thing.

(Thanks to Crystal via Can't Be Unseen.)

The Red Rocket Salad

Taken from the Betty Cockers New Boys & Girls Cookbook, 1965.

(Thanks to Sharon.)

The JakPak

I mean, it's called the JakPak...

(Thanks to Chris's keen eye.)

The Dino Dong

Pretty sure this one was in Jurassic Prick.

(Gracias a Juan.)

The Bacteria Boner

Microbiology has never been so sexy.

(Thanks to Megan.)

The Biological Boner

This particular piece of mRNA predetermines dongminance.

(Thanks to Sara.)

The Glow Stick Dick

We wish ours did this. Minus the whole breaking in half part.

(Thanks to Adam.)

Ticklin' His Own Pickle

I think the tagline speaks for itself.

(Thanks to Todd.)