The Yucky Yucca

Cup the roots.

(Thanks to our lovely Jon and his bro.)

The Rod Rod

That's one big little girl.

(Thanks to the omnipresent Snidely.)

The Pine Cojones

That'sa piece a wood.

(Thanks, Erik.)

The Anti-Dong

Such a sneaky schlong.

(Thanks to Alexandre.)

Mushroom Monday

That'll make one big bowl of Cream of Dong soup.

(Merci, Alex.)

The Churchy Chode

Apparently, this was lovingly made by an elderly woman for Easter. It had to be taken down after several weeks of people complain.

(Thanks to Jason.)

The Stalagmite Schlong

38 cm and growing...

(Thanks to Olivier.)

A Little Accidental How-To

Also can be made with caulk.

(Thanks once more to Snidely.)

Mushroom Wednesday

Might want to get yourself checked out. That don't look so good.

(Thanks to Wil.)

The Sidewalk Schlong

OK, we have no idea what this is. Besides a giant penis. Anyone?

(Thanks to Nick.)

The Wooden Woody

Hand polished too.

(Thanks again to Todd.)

The Sign Schlong

Looking at you, eye-to-eye.

(Thanks, Todd.)

The Plumber's Pipe

Looks like it's a little drippy.

(Thanks again to Snidely.)

Holy Hung

The story of this controversial crucifix has been make it's round on the internet. Get the full story here.

(Thanks to everyone who sent this in: Steve, Jen, John, Margaux, Elizabeth, Ron, Dennis, Tu and Laura.)

Lake Dong

Get wet.

(Thanks to Dan who's going there this weekend.)

American Expenises

This ad gives people something to get excited about.

(Thanks to our dawg Christian.)

The Canadian Choad

Doesn't get more artistic than this dick.

(Thanks to Jerome.)

The Watery Wang

There's just one solo sperm.

(Merci, Philippe.)

The Psychic Schlong

aka Freud's Phallus

(Thanks to Chris.)

McDonald's Mickey

Apparently they serve hotdogs at Russian McDonald's.

(Thanks to the illustrious Snidely.)

Tree Balls

We're missing the forest for the trees right now.

(Thanks to Victor.)

The Shrub Schlong

Time to trim some bushes.

(Merci, Jean-François.)

What What In The Butt

This is either the best or worst ad placement in the work.

(Merci, Philippe.)

The Chef's Chubby

Whatever you do, don't order the Chef Salad with dressing.

(Thanks to Martin.)

The Catchphrase Cock

Just wait till you see the bonus round...

(Thanks to the non-stalkerish Snidely.)

The Rock Cock

That's about as hard as it gets.

(Thanks to ADy)

The Wrought Iron Wang

France seems to be a hotbed of AD activity. You guys are quite dickheaded. And we love it. Keep it cumming.

(Merci, Mathieu.)

The Beer Bottle Bubble Boner

If someone could market this, they'd make a fortune.

(Thanks to Marie.)

The Knock Knock Cock Cock

Get a firm grip, then go to town.

(Thanks to Dominique and all our new French friends.)

The UTI Dong

Been dicked over by urinary tract infections? This webpage might be hinting at the cause.

(Thanks to Eagle-Eye Tracy.)

The Little Princess Penis

The Princess and the Penis.

Get your own cupcake cock tutu for your princess on Etsy.

(Thanks to Jeanine.)

The Paper Towel Tallywacker

aka The Cock Holder aka The Patriot.

The Frozen Phallus

This would explain why Frosty the Snowman is such a happy soul.

The Bathroom Bone

Cum here often?

(Thanks to Snidely.)

The Pink Tie

This album cover has given us a new euphemism that we're definitely going to start using.

(Thanks to Tony.)

The Beached Dong

A deflated accidental at Perth's Sculpture by the Sea annual exhibition. We've rechristened it "Peen by the Sea."

(Thanks to Tarquin.)

The Headphone Head

Check out 0:10 for accidental straight out of the '80s.

(Thanks to Ryan.)

The Pepper Pecker

A sneaky schlong hiding on the inside of a red bell pepper.

(Thanks to Amelia.)

The Pancake Peen

A schlong in a skillet.

(Thanks to Ray.)

The Abu Dhabi Dong

The Yas Marina Hotel. YAS, YAS, YASSS.

(Thanks to Jake.)

The Cone Cock

Double scoop that ish.

(Thanks to Timmy.)

The Bloody Dong

Definitely looks like it's got a shortage of blood right now.

(Thanks to Kevin.)

The Inverted Tree Wood

Wonder what kind of rings that thing is sporting.

(Big thanks to Kirsten.)