The Dr. Seuss Dong

I will not eat green eggs and dong.

(Thanks to Heather.)

The UTI Dong

Been dicked over by urinary tract infections? This webpage might be hinting at the cause.

(Thanks to Eagle-Eye Tracy.)

The Drawn Dong

Looks like a stick-up to us.

(Thanks to Rita.)

The Cocktail

Apparently this is a kid's drawing of a platypus. Probably looking for its platypussy.

(Thanks to Shirley.)

Boneless Boner

Dongus librarius found at a Salvation Army.

(Thanks to Mary.)

Kids Draw the Dongest Things

Babies drawing baby-makers.

(Thanks Alaina.)

A Picture's Worth a Thousand Wangs

Matthew sent in this piece of art that a friend's child drew of a classmate in a wheelchair. Way to be a total dick, kid.

Schlongs for Science

Take a whiff. It'll put hair on your soul patch.

(Thanks to Wendi whose 11-year old daughter drew this. Still not sure who Robert is, but he seems to love science.)

Syrupy Soda Schlong

Don't shake it or it'll blow.

(This lovely drawing was sent in by Angela who's child drew it as a thank you card for a snack. Gotta say, it really warms our heart to see parents proud enough of their kids' work to send it in. Keep 'em coming. Thanks, Angela.)

School Tool

Two things that should never mix: scissors and genitals.

John Madden's Penis

ICYMI: John Madden Draws A Penis

Thanks for all the dongs, John.

Double Whiteboard Wiener

The Dong Seen 'Round the World

This is the wiener that started it all. A failed drawing of a school bus with a sign on top. Flip it 180, and you've got something really special: