The Black Pole

Guess it's true what they say.

(Thanks to Nebrisa and Nate.)

The Cockulator

John found this on his Casio Graph35+. Anyone know what mathematical symbol it is? Divide by Dick?

(Merci, John.)

The Bowling Balls Towel

Shoot it right down the alley.

(Thanks to Whitney.)

The Stump Schlong

From Florida's legendary Penis Palm.

(Thanks to Angela.)

In Other Nudes...

A little morning show wood.

(Thanks to Gibson.)

The Meringue Monster

The cream center's the best.

(Thanks to Sandra.)

Virile Veggies

Get your daily value of Vitamin B-one.

(In memory of Kitten.)

The Cloud Cock

Come fly the friendly skies.

(Thanks to Jane.)

The Garden Gnome

Homegrown and well-hung.

(Thanks to Julie.)

The Bread Boner

Butter it up and scarf it down.

The Cock Train

Take a ride and get railed.

(Thanks to Mark.)

Accidental Vagina Fridays

Tinkerbell's rosebud.

(Thanks to Jamie via The Consumerist.)

A Textbook Tally

Pretty sure there's already something dirty going on here. Just don't know what.

(Thanks to Johnny.)

The Muffiny Member

Looks like it still needs to rise.

(Thanks to Ben.)

The YMCGay

Definitely pumping iron.

(Thanks to Justin.)

The Jeju Jiji

Taken on the island of Jeju off South Korea. "Jiji" is "little chicken" or slang for "dong" in Chinese. So, there's your penis-related linguistic lesson for the day.

(Thanks to Dale and Miss Fifi.)

The Cashew Cock

Looks like it's gonna blow a nut.

(Thanks to Mrs. G.)

The Drawn Dong

Looks like a stick-up to us.

(Thanks to Rita.)

Popping a Tart

So many dongs, so little time.

(Thanks to Johnny and Jimmy.)

Flock 'O Cocks

It's a veritable forest of phallus.

(Thanks to Angela.)

The Randy Ranch Dong

Spread it on.

(Thanks to Natty Woohoo.)

The Tuber Tally

There's only one eye on this guy.

(Thanks to @offalchris via @missTdj)

The Shamcock Cake

Someone had a very, very happy St. Paddy's Day.

(Thanks to the delightful Susanne.)

The Birthday Balloon Boner

Must've been a 50th.

(Thanks to Sophie and happy birthday to her dad.)

Feel The Eel

The water's making him a little pruney.

(Thanks to Nicole.)

The Vandy Pandy

These guys got beat in the tournament yesterday. But not in the sexy way.

(Thanks to Thomas.)

The Sausage Sausage

Picture courtesy of an old cookbook. And a very lonely cook.

(Thanks to Amy.)

The Pizza Peen

Comes in a box.

(Thanks to Nate and Ryan.)

The XBOX Cock

Sam found this in the Batman Lego game. Batman indeed.

(Thanks, Sam.)

The Nilla Wafer Wanger

Cookie cock straight from the box.

(Thanks to Ken.)

Snow Mass

A pipe from a pipe.

The Tomato Monster

Perfect for Cobb Cock Salads.

(Thanks to Allison)

The Shaver Schlong

Cuts through those tough beards.

(Thanks to Marty.)

The Blanket Boner

Made of 100% genuine foreskin.

(Thanks to Sarah.)

Get Eggplanted

We can definitely that phrase catching on. Use it next time.

(Thanks, to dongosseur Bev.)

Eggs Benedick

Sausage, the breakfast of champions.

(Thanks to Kasia Basia!!!)