The Sign Schlong

You've got a third leg up on the competition.

(Thanks to Collette, courtesy of the Huffington Post.)

The Etsy Erection

He can be mommy's little friend for just $19. Click here to get him.

(Thanks to Jennifer.)

Clams 'n Cocks

Another fun family outing, French style.

(Merci, Benj.)

Road Head Rash

Dickface.

(Thanks/our condolences to Saraj.)

Can't See the Phallus for the Trees

Comes with real seeds.

(Thanks to Sandi.)

The Doughy Dong

Don't ask for the special.

(Thanks to Lex.)

Gettin' Brain Coral

Under the semen.

(Big thanks to our friend Barefoot Russell.)

The Dr. Seuss Dong

I will not eat green eggs and dong.

(Thanks to Heather.)

WoW Wang!

Guess what his attack is.

(Thanks to Arachnid.)

The Second-Story Schlong

Just peeking out a window. (Sort of a reverse gator, if anyone knows what that is.)

(Thanks to John.)

The Peckerooms

An oldie but gooey.

(Thanks to Misha.)

The Geo Chode

Very rare for its bright purple coloring on the inside.

(Thanks to who's been holding this inside for years.)

The Phallus Palace

Pretty much the world's most phallic place to stay. See all the dick pics for yourself here.

(Thanks to Drew.)

The Weather Wang

That's one stormy schlong.

(Thanks to Julian.)

The Wang by the Water

The rocky cock.

(Merci, Rigolo.)

The Plaza of Peen

From Google Maps and brought to you by the fine nation of France. Click here to see it for yourself.

(Merci, Alexnadre.)

A Boner for the Birds

(If you're in England, this headline is twice as funny.)

(Thanks to Candace.)

The Hood Latch Pin Penis

Old Chevys have a schlongy secret lurking under their hood.

(Thanks again to David.)

The Torpedo

Should get checked out. The quad ball is a bit troubling.

(Thanks to David.)