The Tree Peen

Watch out, here it comes.

(Thanks to Jeff and his friend Evan.)

The Massive Massager

I'll bet it's rejuvenating. Now on sale at Walgreens.

(Thanks to Erica.

Building Balls

Just hanging out in the breeze on the UT campus.

(Thanks to Marcus.)

The Almond Butter Boner

This is sort of the Virgin Mary of dongs. Except for the virgin part.

(Thanks to Geoff.)

A Pair of Persian Peens

The rugged type.

(Thanks to Yvonne and her accidental rug.)

The Wood Woody

Burning, burning love.

(Thanks to Shannon's love for some AD.)

The Packaged Peen

Apparently, it's packaging for beads.

Hmmm...

(Thanks to Marcy.)

The Chandeldong

Definitely a conversation piece.

(Thanks for the classic from Joan.)

The Carrot Cock

We've seen our fair share of carrot dongs. But this one takes the carrot dong cake.

(Thanks to Ashley.)

Clits and Peters

 

 Plant them this spring.

(Thanks to Angie via pictureisunrelated.)

Give a Dog a Bone

This dog has chewed its chew toy into a very suspicious-looking shape. Bad, bad dog.

(Thanks to Keith.)

Cupid's Arrow

Watch out for him to zing that arrow in your butt.

(Thanks to Eric.)

The Transportation Erection

Apparently trailer hitches in Norway are something to get excited over.

(Thanks to Maggie)

The Mandong

 

 Little dude in the little shorts.

(Thanks to Shayla.)

The Rock-Hard Hard-On

The Smithsonian just got a lot more sexy.

(Thanks to Aengus.)

The Floppy Feline Phallus

This kitty cock was found on a ceramic plate made by Mary's sister back in 7th grade.

 

Mewow.

(Thanks to Mary and her sister.)

The Pantsless Parsnip Peen

This phallus was found on Flickr.

(Thanks to Ashley and vataa.)

The Orange Organ

Get some fresh squeezed juice.

(Thanks to Preston.)

The See-Through Schlong

Sperm count: one.

(Thanks to Denis.)

The Chair Choad

Ball pillows. Seems comfy.

(Thanks to Kara.)

The Forest Phallus

That's a piece of wood.

(Thanks to Kendra.)

The Public Privates

Who knew Medicare could be so sexy?

(The WSJ did. And so did William.)

UPDATE: This dong's been getting a lot of love. Thanks to goldenkat, James, Brian and Brett who all sent this in too.

The Nanodong

The world's tiniest dong, at 20 nanometers, captured by a Transmission Electron Microscope.

(Thanks to Nerd Matthew.)


UPDATE: Esteban is totally correct. Appears to be 50x140 nm. That was a boner of a mistake on our part.

The Carrot Cock

Found in a meal at a local Applebee's. We guarantee this is not the first time a dong has made it into your food there.

(Thanks to Kim.)

The Stained Glass Schlong

It's French tickler.

(Thanks to Kris and her very artistic landlord.)

The Tequila Tally

Get oléid!

(Thanks to Sharon and our new friend Tracy.)

The Choirboy Cockholders

A priest's best little friends.

(Thanks to Jen via Picture Is Unrelated.)

The Hubcab Chubs

That's a whole wheel 'o wang.

(Bigs to our boy What I Do.)

The Tater 'Bator 2: Son of 'Bator

Lot's of peeny potatos rolling in later.

(Thanks to Jenna for this one.

Siboneria

Russia, now that's a country with some stones. And something else too apparently. This is the Federal region of Siberia, according to Wikipedia.

(Thanks to Andy.)

The Schlong Dial

It's Dong O'Clock.

(Thanks to Mark and his neighbors.)