Scooby Dong

Apparently this was supposed to be a Scooby Doo-themed Vanilla Wafer. Instead, it was a dong.

(Thanks to Bec who couldn't bring herself to eat it, but could bring herself to take these pictures.)

A Penis Fit For A Princess

Or perhaps four princesses.

Triple Hung Huskies

Knick, knack, patty whack.

(Thanks to Jeff who's a real fan.)

The Doggystyle Dong

Give a dog a bone.

(Thanks to Nic.)

The Carrot Cock

Or, if you tuck it in, it's the man vag.


C'mon. Like you've never done it.

(Thanks to Nat, who doesn't need to do that.)

The One-Eyed Garden Monster

Closely shaved.

(Thanks to Trina.)

The William Penn Wiener

Perched high atop Philadelphia City Hall, this statue of William Penn holds a scroll in one hand. Or, if you'll look at it at just the right angle, Penn becomes penis.

(Thanks to both Joshua and Kevin on this one. But Joshua was first.)

Chubby County

Stephen Colbert better know this dickstrict.

Boner Bend

Appropriately enough, this is on border of Pennsylvania and New Jersey. At a spot called Bushkill.

(Thanks to Brad B who's been waiting years to share this with the world.)

Grocer's Gonads

Make sure schlongs on your shopping list when you head to Berkley Bowl.

(Thanks Jason.)

Hung like a Hungary

The great Budapest boner rears its ugly head.

Very Accidental Dong

This one may be too high-brow for some of our fans. If you don't know what we're talking about, look it up. Bonus points for accidental splooge.

(Thanks to Jason Pollock who's never too high brow for anyone.)

The Grease Beast

That's the best schlong sandwich he's ever had.

(Thanks Paul. Your dream came true.)

The NSFW Office Door

There's definitely a dick in that door.

(Thanks to Joshua. Now stop starring at it.)

Parking Lot Pee-Pee

Watch out for the Speed Bump Schlong.

(Köszönöm, Barta from Hungary.)

The Penis of the Prairie

OK, so we're pretty sure the Nebraska State Capitol is just a building, but Heather told us there's a little farmer man at the top throwing his seed to the masses.


It's a much more cerebral dong than we're used to, but we'll take it. Barely.

(Is this really called the Penis of the Prairie? Because if so, we'll definitely take it.

Accidental Elephantiasis?

A little season sack for y'all.

(Thanks to Snathans. Your butthole's showing.)

A Fairytale Phallus

Really hope this isn't a finger painting book.

(Thanks to Peter from Sweden. Today is Euro day here on Accidental Dong.)

A Fortress of Foreskin

Quite the cock cake.

(Gracias a Francisco por esta polla accidental.)

Penis Penisula

A dong so long its visible from space.

(Big thanks to Lukas.)

Our First Uncircumcised Accidental Dong

Poking up on the Michigan Avenue Bridge in Chicago.

(And caught by Nora.)

Pene Relleno

You should really get that checked out. May we suggest El Dicktor.

(Thanks to Tricia.)

The Invisi-Dong

Sort of the Fedex logo of dongs.

(Thanks to Mr. Shawn Butcher, who's been staring at this for years without knowing why he liked it.)