Happy Mistake or HAPPY Mistake?

Would be great for a blog called Accidental Dongs.

(Thanks to Kasia for stealing from another blog.)

Sloth Schlong

One Deadly Sin gets wrapped up in another.

(Thanks to Timothy Melonakos and his sloth research on Wikipedia)

Sketchy Schlong

Don't see it? Here's a close-up upside-downer (with a little artistic license added):


Yep. And ironically, it's a woman's head.

(Ups to DJ Mr. Mind/Alex Morgan for the sharp eye.)

The Park Peener

"Ahh, a lovely day in the park. I think I'll snap this photo of—hey, is that a penis?"

(Lovingly mailed to us by Billy Simkiss.)

Naked Mole Rat (Yeah, that's what I call it too.)

Pena dentana?

(Passed along by Diego Contreras.)

Doesn't need a rubber

It's tiny, but it can stretch.

(Sent by Grégorie all the way from the steps of the Montemartre in Paris.)

A Huge Dome

Circumcised.

(Thanks to Kasia Haupt. She's got her own blog I Know Why You're Alone that deals with dongs of a different kind.)

Dolphin Dong Bushes

For a related topic, see this.)

(Sent to us by one Aaron McCuistion)

Cheap Graphic Dongsign

Unless that's what they do. In which case, it's spot on.

(Via B3TA)

Two Dongs Touch

This guy will be someone's creepy uncle some day.

Major Schlong System Coming In

Watch out Philly.

Wangtona 500

This is one race you don't want to finish first.

Asparadong

Does this make your asparagus smell like pee then?

(Thanks again to Jordan "Dongoisseur" Buntain.)

Kentucky Fried Pecker

Smells like clam and inadequacy.

(Thanks to Tricia Dejardong.)

Floridong

Philosophers from Jack Black to to Homer Simpson to ironic Urban Outfitter tees have all noted this southern-most* state's resemblance to a huge pee-pee. And the many times I've been there I've felt like my face was getting peed on. So, perhaps this coincidence is not so coincidental after all.

*continental

One girl, one tree

This one legitimately grosses me out. Maybe this is what an Ent dong looks like?

Aerial schlong

My friend recently told me of her idea to begin making art only for rich people. It's aerial art that can only be seen from above in a helicopter. I hope this is her first piece.

Bonus points for the cut-away anatomic detail.

(Thanks to Kasia Haupt, schlong extraordinaire.)

Accidental Dong Numero Uno

Why is this guy a dong? It's not because his bald, round head is shaped like a pants crown. It's because his name is Steve Babcock. And that, my friends, is an ACCIDENTAL DONG.

(Thanks to Steve for self-donging himself.)

Rock hard

That's what you call a stiffy.

Merman Penis

Disney is well beloved for their proclivity to hide honkers in their movies. Here's a close-up of the cover of the old Little Mermaid VHS.


Don't see anything? Look harder.


Accidental? Not?

(Thanks to Jordan Buntain.)

Wrap your mouth around this one

Ironically, it when you take the tip off, it totally looks like a wang. And you've been sucking on it for years.

(Thanks to Sweet Pete Lawton for this.)

That's what he always told me to call it

Flashbacks from childhood.

(Thanks to Jordan "Wiener Hunter" Buntain.)

They both turn on at night

Proof that design sometimes just needs an extra 90 degrees.

Penislide

Accidental but unapologetic. This penis forgoes releasing seed and goes straight for shooting out babies.

(Thanks to Lisa Llanes for this gem.)

Everything's Bigger in Texas

Dallas-Fort Worth just might be the world's largest accidental dong. Figures.

(Thanks to Brock for the find.)

John Madden's Penis

ICYMI: John Madden Draws A Penis

Thanks for all the dongs, John.

Double Whiteboard Wiener

The Dong Seen 'Round the World

This is the wiener that started it all. A failed drawing of a school bus with a sign on top. Flip it 180, and you've got something really special: