A dong that makes you go WoW

This may actually spawn another blog called Penises Hidden Places.

(A special thanks to David who actually got a trial account to get into World of Warcraft to retrieve this dong. You're a true hero, sir.)

Fruit of the Loins

They're only sour if you don't eat right. At least 1/3 are ribbed.

Apollo Foreskin

Blast off indeed.

(This comes to us from the tag team of dongs up at Creature Seattle, Ray D and Chris C. You guys are a little too into this.)

The Anti-Accidental Dong

Like anti-matter but dongier. Even better this dong's been right under our noses all these years.

(Great find Amy.)

Happy the Very Happy Clown

As if there wasn't a reason to be scared of clowns before. Now they have 15-foot long boners.

(Thanks to Patti in Rochester for this whose brother's girlfriend has effectively scarred the neighbors' kids for the next 17 years.)

Major On-Air Boner

CNN loves penis

We push the limits of accidental dongs here daily on Accidental Dongs.

The Penis Shark

The world famous penis shark
And yes, man in video, this is the wacko website. And yes, we're sort of into this.

But not really. Ow.

Popped Tarts

Nothing like a freshly crisped cock to start your day off right.

FIREDONGS

HOLY CRAP. IT'S A BUS FULL OF BURNING GHOST DONGS.

This picture was supposed captured from the glare of emergency lights. But we know the truth. It's a Pentecost of penises.

(More troubling perhaps, is the fact, Christy rented out this school bus for her birthday. Thanks for the pic anyway.)

The Chode Chair

Don't worry, you're not sitting on a dick, just the balls.

(Nonetheless, Eric refuses to sit on it. Andrea does though.)

A Real Meaty One For Ya

Does it plump when you cook it?

(Grande gracias to our amigo, the appropriately named Shawn Butcher.)

The Dong that Scraped the Sky

Magnificent. And a bit worrisome. I'd get the right side checked out. Seems like it's got about a two-story growth.

(Thanks to Hayley who sees dongs everywhere in London now.)

Weeny Peeny

According to Andrew, who sent this in, it's a seed pod. Precisely.

Walmart Accidental Dong or Walmart Intentional Dong?

News Channel 3 lets you decide.


Walmart Straw Report
That woman seems like a dong too.

The Wong Wang

Bigger than I expected.

(Thanks for this submission go to Katie Brinkworth, who's known a few wangs in her time.)

The Cash Cock

How could you play all that guitar with all that penis on your hand, my friend?

Hannah Morecrammah

Watch out, Hannah!!! There's one right behind you!!!

(Thanks to Allard who threatened to start Unintentional Dong but abdicated to ours.)

Ray's Anatomy

Nothing like a cock 'n two oddly hanging balls looming over the horizon at sunset. Reminds me of Vaginal Falls in Oregon. Magnificent.

(Thanks to Ray who sent this in. Didn't say if it's his name gracing this image, which makes us wonder if he erected this dong just to make it onto this blog. We hope so.)

Rock-Hard Hard-On

Swim, little guy. Swim.

(This is an exotic dong, imported by David during his trek to Machu Picchu in Peru. International.)

Latest Accidental STD: Cat Scratch Fever

Don't let any raging pussies near yours.

(Thanks to master donger Chris Campbell for another great submission.)

A Cry for Help: World of Warcraft Dong

We recently receive this email from David. While it doesn't itself contain a dong, the email alone is worth posting.

That said, if anyone wants to help and retrieve these dongs, you'd be our hero.

Schlongs for Science

Take a whiff. It'll put hair on your soul patch.

(Thanks to Wendi whose 11-year old daughter drew this. Still not sure who Robert is, but he seems to love science.)

Super Schlong

With bonus ball chin.

(Thanks to Dee from College Station, TX, where everything is big. Including inadvertent toilet paper boner displays.)

Now part of this complete breakfast: Dong

A rare dong spotting in my Reese's Puffs this morning.

Syrupy Soda Schlong

Don't shake it or it'll blow.

(This lovely drawing was sent in by Angela who's child drew it as a thank you card for a snack. Gotta say, it really warms our heart to see parents proud enough of their kids' work to send it in. Keep 'em coming. Thanks, Angela.)

Sausage

Obvious. But nonetheless still an enormous, accidental dong.

Dong at the Speed of Ultra Sound

From a banner ad. Poor little guy underneath is about to get crushed by a monster wiener.

The Upside Down Big Dick

Queens Wharf, Newcastle, Australia. Very affectionately called The Big Dick by the locals.

(ɹǝpun uʍop ɯoɹɟ sıɥʇ buıpuǝs ɹoɟ ǝso1ɔ sıɹɥɔ oʇ sʞuɐɥʇ)

Chicken Dickin'

If yours resembles this, probably time to visit the doctor.

(Thanks to Kyle Cavanugh, who should probably be calling up his PCP right now.)

Accidental Dildo?

Accidentally ribbed for her pleasure.

Dong Tower

Erected in 2003.

(Thanks to Lukas for this lovely.)

Dr. Dong is in

Instructions for that full-body physical.

(Sent in via camera phone by Chris Bailey.)

The Sneaky Dong

Don't see it? It's peeking out at you.

According to the bride this photo was on the landing page of the couple's wedding site. Lesson is, always keep an eye out for dong. Always.

(Thanks to #1 dong sniffer Snathans.)