Carrot Cock

Bonus: veggie vag.

(Thanks Diego.)

Cock and Roll

This poster's all skull and bone.

Nothing miniature about this one

So many hole-in-one and ball jokes. Insert yours here: ________________.

(Thanks to Angie via Failblog.)

School Tool

Two things that should never mix: scissors and genitals.

Tuber Tube

Hold the sour cream please.

Road Sign Head

That thing's got to be at least 1/4 mile long.

Basketcockandballs

Careful where you sit. Watch out for dickchairs. Especially on Second Life. Just saying.

(Thanks to Timtastic.)

Mushroom Head

Careful. Don't trip on this one.

(Thanks to Jenny)

Do(n)g Care

OK, I see a terrier, a spaniel maybe, but seriously. What the hell is the purple ones besides a drippy penis?

(Thanks to David Zandman for the photo.)

From Russia with dong

We all love monuments to our beloved comrade Vladimir Lenin. And apparently when you look at them from the right angle, they love us back.






(Good eyes by John "The Baptist" Benedict via English Russia.)

The Wildcocks

To quote Arrested Development. "Who wants a banger in the mouth? Oh, I forget. Here in the States you call it a sausage in the mouth."

(Sent in by the ever-observant Angie.)

Aquadicks

Introducing Aquapets.



This one is named Squirt:

Even Dora the Explorer gets in on the action:

The children toys had the misfortune of being shaped like dongs. Why misfortune? Because they were discontinued because they looked like dongs.

(Thanks to Heather for the find.)

Hot Peckers

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled penises.

(Thanks to Angie for sending a link to this objectionable-looking eBay auction.)

Cermaic Schlong

Apparently this questionable piece unwittingly sculpted in a first-grade art class was supposed to be a bell. Guess what, kid. C- for craft. A+ for accidental dong.

(Thanks to the awesome parent that loved their child enough to send this in.)

Lick this Stick

I can only imagine what this looks like in use.

(Thanks to Kate for thinking about dicks while at a candy store in downtown Minneapolis.)

Watch out for the shmear

Noah seems pretty excited over his hot bagels.

(Thanks to Amina for this one.)

Evel Penile

From this packaging:


Watch out, kid. That'll explode in your mouth.

(Bonus points to Timtastic for a pedo penis.)

The Ole Back Door Sausage Slong Sneak

Nein means no.

(Danke to Jordan Buntain. Again.)

Stonechode

Sort of like Stonehenge, but smaller and chode-ier.

(Thanks Kasia. Seriously. Thank you.)

Al Little Big Rig

I just realized I've been wearing an accidental dong all day. I guess the dong's on me.

A Flock of Cock

Trim yer bushes.

Where Meat Meets

This is the corner where some shit goes down.

(Lovingly taken from Boner Party.)

Cloud Cock / Sky Schlong / Warm Front Willy

Sent from right outside San Francisco. Go figure.

(Thank you, Señor Ben Salas.)