The Patchy Peener

 Looks like a normal can of Ready Patch...

 

Until you turn is sideways.

Grab it and spread it.

(Thanks to Ralph for a great eye.)

The Puppers Peener

Give a dog a bone.

(Thanks to Fabrice.)

The Logo Boner

It's a hard sell.

(Thanks to Sheliyah.)

The Drift Woody

 Found by a seaman.

(Thanks to Hamille.)

The Accidental Dog

Pet the cock.

(Thanks to bAM Music.)

The Creative Circus Cock

Someone write a Chialis headline, stat.

For all the folks at the Circus. Thanks to Jennifer.

The Go Long Schlong

For those that don't think cheerleading can be hard.

(Thanks to Tim.)

The Portuguese Penis

  

That's some street meat for sure.

(Obrigado, Pam.)

The Icy One-Eye

But where are the testicicles?

(Thanks to Donald.)

The Chicken Tender Chode

Fried for her pleasure.

(Thanks to Andrew.)

The Frozen Fountain Phallus

It's a hard freeze.

(Thanks to Trudi.)

The Shruby Schlongs

Nicely groomed too.

(Thanks to Jamie.)

The Parrot Peen

Polly want a cocker?

(Thanks to Zenbeer and his in-laws.)

The Bone Zone

It is indeed. It is indeed.

(Thanks to Carl.)

The Last Airboner

This hooded warrior was spotted in the movie The Last Airbender.

(Thanks to Matt.)

The Not'Yo Dong

Pardon me, waiter. There's a dick in my nachos.

(Thanks to Rachel.)

The Drift Woody

Found by seamen, no doubt.

(Thanks to Susan.)

The Statue Schlong

Wait for it... wait for it... Ah, there it is.

This guy's been hard for years.

(Merci, Dagois.)

The Cheeto Chode

That's what's called junk food.

(Thanks to Kristy.)

The Dark Dong

It might be the shadow of an umbrella that's down, but it's looking pretty up to us.

(Thanks to Tamás.)