The Logo Boner

It's a hard sell.

(Thanks to Sheliyah.)

The Doughy Dong

Don't ask for the special.

(Thanks to Lex.)

The Canadian Choad

Doesn't get more artistic than this dick.

(Thanks to Jerome.)

The Chef's Chubby

Whatever you do, don't order the Chef Salad with dressing.

(Thanks to Martin.)

The Bloody Dong

Definitely looks like it's got a shortage of blood right now.

(Thanks to Kevin.)

The Vandy Pandy

These guys got beat in the tournament yesterday. But not in the sexy way.

(Thanks to Thomas.)

The Pizza Peen

Comes in a box.

(Thanks to Nate and Ryan.)

The Dashing Dick

This Winston-Salem minor league baseball team has more than one fastball.

(Thanks to Steve.)

Dick Clark Productions

Makes sense.

(Thanks to Claire for this one.)

The Meat Market

A logo featuring the rare hammer-head head.

(Thanks to Jeff and his local deli.)

The Double-Click Dick

Totally a porn-scrubbing op.

(Thank to Justin and Jess, loyal customers since 1997.)

Wanky Yankees

Unfortunate trophy logo on the Yankees World Series hats. That's definitely A Rod.

(Thank to Thomas.)

The Water Tower Wang

Near Kent/Akron, Ohio. Sure, it's an Accidental Dong. But upside down it's just a surprised face.

(Thanks, Ken.)

Dealer Dick

Get dicked over at Dodge of Burnsville, in Burnsville, MN.

(Thanks Jessica.)

Dr. Dong is in

Instructions for that full-body physical.

(Sent in via camera phone by Chris Bailey.)

Do(n)g Care

OK, I see a terrier, a spaniel maybe, but seriously. What the hell is the purple ones besides a drippy penis?

(Thanks to David Zandman for the photo.)

The Wildcocks

To quote Arrested Development. "Who wants a banger in the mouth? Oh, I forget. Here in the States you call it a sausage in the mouth."

(Sent in by the ever-observant Angie.)

Al Little Big Rig

I just realized I've been wearing an accidental dong all day. I guess the dong's on me.

Cheap Graphic Dongsign

Unless that's what they do. In which case, it's spot on.

(Via B3TA)