The Parrot Peen

Polly want a cocker?

(Thanks to Zenbeer and his in-laws.)

The Etsy Erection

He can be mommy's little friend for just $19. Click here to get him.

(Thanks to Jennifer.)

The Dr. Seuss Dong

I will not eat green eggs and dong.

(Thanks to Heather.)

A Boner for the Birds

(If you're in England, this headline is twice as funny.)

(Thanks to Candace.)

The Churchy Chode

Apparently, this was lovingly made by an elderly woman for Easter. It had to be taken down after several weeks of people complain.

(Thanks to Jason.)

A Little Accidental How-To

Also can be made with caulk.

(Thanks once more to Snidely.)

Mushroom Wednesday

Might want to get yourself checked out. That don't look so good.

(Thanks to Wil.)

The Wooden Woody

Hand polished too.

(Thanks again to Todd.)

Holy Hung

The story of this controversial crucifix has been make it's round on the internet. Get the full story here.

(Thanks to everyone who sent this in: Steve, Jen, John, Margaux, Elizabeth, Ron, Dennis, Tu and Laura.)

The Little Princess Penis

The Princess and the Penis.

Get your own cupcake cock tutu for your princess on Etsy.

(Thanks to Jeanine.)

The Pink Tie

This album cover has given us a new euphemism that we're definitely going to start using.

(Thanks to Tony.)

The Beached Dong

A deflated accidental at Perth's Sculpture by the Sea annual exhibition. We've rechristened it "Peen by the Sea."

(Thanks to Tarquin.)

The Blanket Boner

Made of 100% genuine foreskin.

(Thanks to Sarah.)

A Pair of Persian Peens

The rugged type.

(Thanks to Yvonne and her accidental rug.)

The Chandeldong

Definitely a conversation piece.

(Thanks for the classic from Joan.)

Cupid's Arrow

Watch out for him to zing that arrow in your butt.

(Thanks to Eric.)

The Floppy Feline Phallus

This kitty cock was found on a ceramic plate made by Mary's sister back in 7th grade.

 

Mewow.

(Thanks to Mary and her sister.)

The Stained Glass Schlong

It's French tickler.

(Thanks to Kris and her very artistic landlord.)

The Frisky Fairy

Totally a pixie chick with a dick.

(Thanks to Ray and our friends up at Creature.)

The Chalked Cock

This one's for the kids.

(Thanks to H.)