The Shruby Schlongs

Nicely groomed too.

(Thanks to Jamie.)

The Parrot Peen

Polly want a cocker?

(Thanks to Zenbeer and his in-laws.)

The Bone Zone

It is indeed. It is indeed.

(Thanks to Carl.)

The Last Airboner

This hooded warrior was spotted in the movie The Last Airbender.

(Thanks to Matt.)

The Not'Yo Dong

Pardon me, waiter. There's a dick in my nachos.

(Thanks to Rachel.)

The Drift Woody

Found by seamen, no doubt.

(Thanks to Susan.)

The Statue Schlong

Wait for it... wait for it... Ah, there it is.

This guy's been hard for years.

(Merci, Dagois.)

The Cheeto Chode

That's what's called junk food.

(Thanks to Kristy.)

The Dark Dong

It might be the shadow of an umbrella that's down, but it's looking pretty up to us.

(Thanks to Tamás.)

The Bottled Boner

That's definitely hard liquor.

(Thanks to Peggy.)

The Missile Member

 

Watch out. This thing might go off.

(Thanks to Zachary.)

The World Series of Wangs

There's a member on a lot of memorabilia out there.

(via Deadspin, thanks to Bryan.)