The Rare Red Rocket

This malanga blanca (whatever that is) just wants to say hi. You're witnessing the rare appearance of a doggy dong. You're welcome.

(Thanks to Emma.)

The Birthday Boner

Today is Peter's birthday. Peter has friends that thought they'd make a website to celebrate his birthday. Peter's friends didn't think through the URL too careful. Peter's friends made iheartpeter.com.

Happy birthday, Peter.

(Compliments of your dong-crazed buddy Ray.)

The Slug Schlong

And it's a bigg'n.

(Thanks to Mark.)