Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Suck It Up


The best part of this vacuum is the extendable hose.

(Gracias a Diego.)

Friday, June 26, 2009

The Meaty Dong


So many mixed emotions right now.

(Thanks Ben Blee!)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Questionable Keychain


Is that a banana in your pocket, or just a masturbating toy? Thought so.

"Interesting Gorilla Keychain" indeed . . .

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Sky Peen


A very subtle sky schlong, with bonus balls and hole!

(Thanks to Ray D. and girlfriend for the keen eye.)

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Toothpaste Penis


Do not ingest.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Pussy Dick


Ironic and erect.

(Thanks to Jon Mueller of Team Lazer fame.)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Dirty Dong



The Poopy Penis. The Crap Cock. The Shit Shaft. The Fudge Stick. We could go on . . .

(Gracias to Ben Salas. He needs a job, people. Give him one so he can stop looking at poop dicks all day.)

Monday, June 15, 2009

Mushroom Monday


What kind of room has no walls, floor or a roof? A mushroom shaped like a dick.

Dickey Mouse


Similar to our Lenin post a while back, it seems a Walt Disney + Mickey Mouse statue yields some bonerific results when viewed from one glorious angle.

(Thanks, Mikey.)

Friday, June 12, 2009

A Dong Converged in the Road

That headline doesn't even make sense.

(Thank you, Mike Kohlbecker, lover of all things dong.)

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Dick Chair


For a mere $2.99 you too can sit on a dick thanks to those crazy Swedes at IKEA.

(Thanks to Bryan/Ben Lee for this fantastic find.)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Live Update: Wang is Buzzing


Look at Wang. It's huge.

The likely explanation can be found here.

(Note: This is our first live Twitter update. I guess that makes us down with the kids/CNN/Diddy.)

The Dome


Wonder how long it took to erect.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Mushroom Monday


Ribbed for her pleasure.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Prick Point


Wonder what kind of veins you'd find in there.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Spot the Schlong


Definition a Sock Cock.

(Thanks Tim.)

Thursday, June 4, 2009

It's like giving the entire earth a BJ


At least your mouth just ends up full of dust I guess.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Mythical Dong-Gobling Pig of Seattle



It's supposed to be inflatable. But then again, so is mine.

(Thanks to Chris from Creature.)

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Your Girlfriend's Hidden Dong


Bet you didn't know she had that guy lurking under there.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Mushroom Monday


Makes a great cream of mushroom soup.