The Portuguese Penis

  

That's some street meat for sure.

(Obrigado, Pam.)

The Icy One-Eye

But where are the testicicles?

(Thanks to Donald.)

The Chicken Tender Chode

Fried for her pleasure.

(Thanks to Andrew.)

The Frozen Fountain Phallus

It's a hard freeze.

(Thanks to Trudi.)

The Shruby Schlongs

Nicely groomed too.

(Thanks to Jamie.)

The Parrot Peen

Polly want a cocker?

(Thanks to Zenbeer and his in-laws.)

The Bone Zone

It is indeed. It is indeed.

(Thanks to Carl.)