It's supposed to give rubs. But it looks more like it gives inside rubs.
(Thanks to Brett.)
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Accidental Dong
It's happened a million times. You draw an innocent little sketch for a friend or family member, only to realize moments later, "Crap. I just drew a Godzilla-like penis in front of Grandma." Well my faux phallic friends, this blog is the home for all those wayward wangs out there. Send in your own accidental dong pics and share their squiggly, misguided joy with the world.
And don't worry, it's all totally SFW.
Submit your dongs to accidentaldong@gmail.com.
And don't worry, it's all totally SFW.
Submit your dongs to accidentaldong@gmail.com.
Follow @accidentaldong
It's early morning, my dog has a stuck dong (sounds like a joke but I assure you that it's a very serious thing...when the erection goes down the end doesn't retract all the way...you get the picture)._ Anyway, I'm online trying to find information on how to help him. I googled "dog stuck penis" and did an image search. I found a number of actual images that led me to some information. Finally my dog has laid down and is resting so I'm taking a bit of a break from being frantic (this actually happens fairly often but I can usually coax it back in.) and found this blog. It's a riot. To make a long story, um, well, long...I was thinking what could I submit? I thought about this massage roller that I found at a thrift store and got (I'm an artist and I use lots of found objects in my work and this is a thing that I saw and thought, "that looks like a dick! I've gotta have that!) And then this one pops up, as it were. It's exactly the same as what I have. OK, I'm done.
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