I have a dog and when we're in a pet store I see all these "toys" that are actually dog chew toys and I think, you know, that is a lot less expensive than a dildo at an adult store. Maybe I should buy dog toys and repurpose them as adult novelties! And raise the price!
It's happened a million times. You draw an innocent little sketch for a friend or family member, only to realize moments later, "Crap. I just drew a Godzilla-like penis in front of Grandma." Well my faux phallic friends, this blog is the home for all those wayward wangs out there. Send in your own accidental dong pics and share their squiggly, misguided joy with the world.
I have a dog and when we're in a pet store I see all these "toys" that are actually dog chew toys and I think, you know, that is a lot less expensive than a dildo at an adult store. Maybe I should buy dog toys and repurpose them as adult novelties! And raise the price!
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