Accidental Dong

The Creative Circus Cock

2011-02-09T10:27:00.000-07:00

Someone write a Chialis headline, stat.

For all the folks at the Circus. Thanks to Jennifer.

The Go Long Schlong

2011-01-10T10:04:00.000-07:00

For those that don't think cheerleading can be hard.

(Thanks to Tim.)

The Portuguese Penis

2010-12-13T10:28:00.000-07:00

That's some street meat for sure.

(Obrigado, Pam.)

The Icy One-Eye

2010-12-13T09:55:00.000-07:00

But where are the testicicles?

(Thanks to Donald.)

The Chicken Tender Chode

2010-12-13T09:52:00.000-07:00

Fried for her pleasure.

(Thanks to Andrew.)

The Frozen Fountain Phallus

2010-12-13T09:50:00.001-07:00

It's a hard freeze.

(Thanks to Trudi.)

The Shruby Schlongs

2010-11-29T09:53:00.000-07:00

Nicely groomed too.

(Thanks to Jamie.)

The Parrot Peen

2010-11-29T08:52:00.000-07:00

Polly want a cocker?

(Thanks to Zenbeer and his in-laws.)

The Bone Zone

2010-11-29T08:51:00.000-07:00

It is indeed. It is indeed.

(Thanks to Carl.)

The Last Airboner

2010-11-22T09:39:00.000-07:00

This hooded warrior was spotted in the movie The Last Airbender.

(Thanks to Matt.)

The Not'Yo Dong

2010-11-21T14:29:00.000-07:00

Pardon me, waiter. There's a dick in my nachos.

(Thanks to Rachel.)

The Drift Woody

2010-11-17T07:16:00.000-07:00

Found by seamen, no doubt.

(Thanks to Susan.)

The Statue Schlong

2010-11-17T07:14:00.000-07:00

Wait for it... wait for it... Ah, there it is.

This guy's been hard for years.

(Merci, Dagois.)

The Cheeto Chode

2010-11-17T07:12:00.000-07:00

That's what's called junk food.

(Thanks to Kristy.)

The Dark Dong

2010-11-04T07:59:00.000-06:00

It might be the shadow of an umbrella that's down, but it's looking pretty up to us.

(Thanks to Tamás.)

The Bottled Boner

2010-11-03T21:46:00.000-06:00

That's definitely hard liquor.

(Thanks to Peggy.)

The Missile Member

2010-11-03T14:32:00.000-06:00

Watch out. This thing might go off.

(Thanks to Zachary.)

The World Series of Wangs

2010-11-02T13:56:00.000-06:00

There's a member on a lot of memorabilia out there.

(via Deadspin, thanks to Bryan.)

The Toothpaste Peen

2010-10-25T22:35:00.000-06:00

Stick it in your mouth at least twice a day for two minutes.

(Thanks to Lena.)

The Stormy Schlong

2010-10-22T17:52:00.000-06:00

It's gonna be an effing downpour.

(Thanks to Will.)

The Silhouette Shirt Schlong

2010-10-08T18:56:00.000-06:00

He's got no arms but definitely has a third leg.

(Thanks to Vianney.)

Logging Dong

2010-10-04T23:06:00.000-06:00

This dude's got too rods.

(Thanks to Josiah.)

The Sneaky Schlong

2010-10-04T22:36:00.000-06:00

This faux finger phallus showed up in a program for next weeke's NYC Wine and Food Festival. It's supposed to be a thumb. Supposed to be.

The Sperminal Map

2010-10-04T22:29:00.000-06:00

The Vancouver airport seems a bit cocky, no?

(Thanks to Ellen.)

The La-Z-Boner

2010-10-04T22:24:00.000-06:00

It massages too.

(Thanks to Jezebel.)

The Third Leggplants

2010-10-04T21:40:00.000-06:00

A bevy of veggie dongs.

(Thanks to Sarah, Brett, Dorothy and Hethyr.)

The True Woody

2010-10-04T21:33:00.000-06:00

This root's got rod.

(Thanks to Pierre.)

The Chicken Finger 'n Balls

2010-10-04T20:51:00.000-06:00

A little fried phallus for ya.

(Thanks to Rebecca.)

The Rare Red Rocket

2010-07-22T09:48:00.000-06:00

This malanga blanca (whatever that is) just wants to say hi. You're witnessing the rare appearance of a doggy dong. You're welcome.

(Thanks to Emma.)

The Birthday Boner

2010-07-14T18:08:00.000-06:00

Today is Peter's birthday. Peter has friends that thought they'd make a website to celebrate his birthday. Peter's friends didn't think through the URL too careful. Peter's friends made iheartpeter.com.

Happy birthday, Peter.

(Compliments of your dong-crazed buddy Ray.)

The Slug Schlong

2010-07-08T07:57:00.000-06:00

And it's a bigg'n.

(Thanks to Mark.)

The Sidewalk Schlong

2010-06-04T09:11:00.000-06:00

Making a big impression.

(Merci, Philippe.)

The Cherry Chode

2010-06-02T08:01:00.000-06:00

This little fella is just hanging out.

(Thanks to Maggie.)

The Croissant Cock

2010-06-01T08:03:00.000-06:00

Served up piping hot.

The Sign Schlong

2010-05-25T08:24:00.000-06:00

You've got a third leg up on the competition.

(Thanks to Collette, courtesy of the Huffington Post.)

The Etsy Erection

2010-05-24T07:23:00.000-06:00

He can be mommy's little friend for just $19. Click here to get him.

(Thanks to Jennifer.)

Clams 'n Cocks

2010-05-17T09:29:00.000-06:00

Another fun family outing, French style.

(Merci, Benj.)

Road Head Rash

2010-05-17T09:27:00.000-06:00

Dickface.

(Thanks/our condolences to Saraj.)

Can't See the Phallus for the Trees

2010-05-17T09:25:00.000-06:00

Comes with real seeds.

(Thanks to Sandi.)

The Doughy Dong

2010-05-14T10:21:00.000-06:00

Don't ask for the special.

(Thanks to Lex.)

Gettin' Brain Coral

2010-05-12T12:40:00.000-06:00

Under the semen.

(Big thanks to our friend Barefoot Russell.)

The Dr. Seuss Dong

2010-05-11T10:56:00.000-06:00

I will not eat green eggs and dong.

(Thanks to Heather.)

WoW Wang!

2010-05-11T10:52:00.000-06:00

Guess what his attack is.

(Thanks to Arachnid.)

The Second-Story Schlong

2010-05-11T10:49:00.002-06:00

Just peeking out a window. (Sort of a reverse gator, if anyone knows what that is.)

(Thanks to John.)

The Peckerooms

2010-05-11T10:47:00.001-06:00

An oldie but gooey.

(Thanks to Misha.)

The Geo Chode

2010-05-11T10:43:00.000-06:00

Very rare for its bright purple coloring on the inside.

(Thanks to who's been holding this inside for years.)

The Phallus Palace

2010-05-07T10:18:00.000-06:00

Pretty much the world's most phallic place to stay. See all the dick pics for yourself here.

(Thanks to Drew.)

The Weather Wang

2010-05-04T09:55:00.000-06:00

That's one stormy schlong.

(Thanks to Julian.)

The Wang by the Water

2010-05-03T10:20:00.000-06:00

The rocky cock.

(Merci, Rigolo.)

The Plaza of Peen

2010-05-03T10:10:00.000-06:00

From Google Maps and brought to you by the fine nation of France. Click here to see it for yourself.

(Merci, Alexnadre.)

A Boner for the Birds

2010-05-03T10:06:00.000-06:00

(If you're in England, this headline is twice as funny.)

(Thanks to Candace.)

The Hood Latch Pin Penis

2010-05-01T10:01:00.000-06:00

Old Chevys have a schlongy secret lurking under their hood.

(Thanks again to David.)

The Torpedo

2010-05-01T09:57:00.000-06:00

Should get checked out. The quad ball is a bit troubling.

(Thanks to David.)

The Yucky Yucca

2010-04-27T16:39:00.000-06:00

Cup the roots.

(Thanks to our lovely Jon and his bro.)

The Rod Rod

2010-04-27T10:12:00.000-06:00

That's one big little girl.

(Thanks to the omnipresent Snidely.)

The Pine Cojones

2010-04-26T09:47:00.000-06:00

That'sa piece a wood.

(Thanks, Erik.)

The Anti-Dong

2010-04-26T09:38:00.000-06:00

Such a sneaky schlong.

(Thanks to Alexandre.)

Mushroom Monday

2010-04-26T09:34:00.000-06:00

That'll make one big bowl of Cream of Dong soup.

(Merci, Alex.)

The Churchy Chode

2010-04-23T09:31:00.000-06:00

Apparently, this was lovingly made by an elderly woman for Easter. It had to be taken down after several weeks of people complain.

(Thanks to Jason.)

The Stalagmite Schlong

2010-04-22T09:30:00.000-06:00

38 cm and growing...

(Thanks to Olivier.)

A Little Accidental How-To

2010-04-21T10:09:00.001-06:00

Also can be made with caulk.

(Thanks once more to Snidely.)

Mushroom Wednesday

2010-04-21T10:04:00.000-06:00

Might want to get yourself checked out. That don't look so good.

(Thanks to Wil.)

The Sidewalk Schlong

2010-04-20T09:21:00.000-06:00

OK, we have no idea what this is. Besides a giant penis. Anyone?

(Thanks to Nick.)

The Wooden Woody

2010-04-19T09:04:00.002-06:00

Hand polished too.

(Thanks again to Todd.)

The Sign Schlong

2010-04-19T09:03:00.000-06:00

Looking at you, eye-to-eye.

(Thanks, Todd.)

The Plumber's Pipe

2010-04-19T08:57:00.000-06:00

Looks like it's a little drippy.

(Thanks again to Snidely.)

Holy Hung

2010-04-16T10:15:00.000-06:00

The story of this controversial crucifix has been make it's round on the internet. Get the full story here.

(Thanks to everyone who sent this in: Steve, Jen, John, Margaux, Elizabeth, Ron, Dennis, Tu and Laura.)

Lake Dong

2010-04-16T10:04:00.000-06:00

Get wet.

(Thanks to Dan who's going there this weekend.)

American Expenises

2010-04-14T15:16:00.000-06:00

This ad gives people something to get excited about.

(Thanks to our dawg Christian.)

The Canadian Choad

2010-04-13T10:27:00.000-06:00

Doesn't get more artistic than this dick.

(Thanks to Jerome.)

The Watery Wang

2010-04-13T10:25:00.000-06:00

There's just one solo sperm.

(Merci, Philippe.)

The Psychic Schlong

2010-04-13T10:22:00.000-06:00

aka Freud's Phallus

(Thanks to Chris.)

McDonald's Mickey

2010-04-12T09:10:00.000-06:00

Apparently they serve hotdogs at Russian McDonald's.

(Thanks to the illustrious Snidely.)

Tree Balls

2010-04-12T09:06:00.000-06:00

We're missing the forest for the trees right now.

(Thanks to Victor.)

The Shrub Schlong

2010-04-12T08:58:00.000-06:00

Time to trim some bushes.

(Merci, Jean-François.)

What What In The Butt

2010-04-12T08:46:00.000-06:00

This is either the best or worst ad placement in the work.

(Merci, Philippe.)

The Chef's Chubby

2010-04-09T09:38:00.002-06:00

Whatever you do, don't order the Chef Salad with dressing.

(Thanks to Martin.)

The Catchphrase Cock

2010-04-09T09:37:00.000-06:00

Just wait till you see the bonus round...

(Thanks to the non-stalkerish Snidely.)

The Rock Cock

2010-04-09T09:32:00.000-06:00

That's about as hard as it gets.

(Thanks to ADy)

The Wrought Iron Wang

2010-04-09T09:30:00.000-06:00

France seems to be a hotbed of AD activity. You guys are quite dickheaded. And we love it. Keep it cumming.

(Merci, Mathieu.)

The Beer Bottle Bubble Boner

2010-04-09T09:25:00.000-06:00

If someone could market this, they'd make a fortune.

(Thanks to Marie.)

The Knock Knock Cock Cock

2010-04-08T13:29:00.000-06:00

Get a firm grip, then go to town.

(Thanks to Dominique and all our new French friends.)

The UTI Dong

2010-04-07T08:51:00.000-06:00

Been dicked over by urinary tract infections? This webpage might be hinting at the cause.

(Thanks to Eagle-Eye Tracy.)

The Little Princess Penis

2010-04-07T08:47:00.000-06:00

The Princess and the Penis.

Get your own cupcake cock tutu for your princess on Etsy.

(Thanks to Jeanine.)

The Paper Towel Tallywacker

2010-04-07T08:43:00.000-06:00

aka The Cock Holder aka The Patriot.

The Frozen Phallus

2010-04-07T08:39:00.000-06:00

This would explain why Frosty the Snowman is such a happy soul.

The Bathroom Bone

2010-04-06T09:27:00.000-06:00

Cum here often?

(Thanks to Snidely.)

The Pink Tie

2010-04-05T09:20:00.000-06:00

This album cover has given us a new euphemism that we're definitely going to start using.

(Thanks to Tony.)

The Beached Dong

2010-04-05T09:18:00.000-06:00

A deflated accidental at Perth's Sculpture by the Sea annual exhibition. We've rechristened it "Peen by the Sea."

(Thanks to Tarquin.)

The Headphone Head

2010-04-05T09:13:00.000-06:00

Check out 0:10 for accidental straight out of the '80s.

(Thanks to Ryan.)

The Pepper Pecker

2010-04-05T09:05:00.000-06:00

A sneaky schlong hiding on the inside of a red bell pepper.

(Thanks to Amelia.)

The Pancake Peen

2010-04-05T09:01:00.000-06:00

A schlong in a skillet.

(Thanks to Ray.)

The Abu Dhabi Dong

2010-04-01T09:46:00.000-06:00

The Yas Marina Hotel. YAS, YAS, YASSS.

(Thanks to Jake.)

The Cone Cock

2010-04-01T09:42:00.000-06:00

Double scoop that ish.

(Thanks to Timmy.)

The Bloody Dong

2010-04-01T09:39:00.000-06:00

Definitely looks like it's got a shortage of blood right now.

(Thanks to Kevin.)

The Inverted Tree Wood

2010-04-01T09:37:00.000-06:00

Wonder what kind of rings that thing is sporting.

(Big thanks to Kirsten.)

The Black Pole

2010-03-30T09:32:00.003-06:00

Guess it's true what they say.

(Thanks to Nebrisa and Nate.)

The Cockulator

2010-03-30T09:31:00.000-06:00

John found this on his Casio Graph35+. Anyone know what mathematical symbol it is? Divide by Dick?

(Merci, John.)

The Bowling Balls Towel

2010-03-30T09:28:00.000-06:00

Shoot it right down the alley.

(Thanks to Whitney.)

The Stump Schlong

2010-03-29T09:39:00.002-06:00

From Florida's legendary Penis Palm.

(Thanks to Angela.)