The Patchy Peener

 Looks like a normal can of Ready Patch...

 

Until you turn is sideways.

Grab it and spread it.

(Thanks to Ralph for a great eye.)

The Puppers Peener

Give a dog a bone.

(Thanks to Fabrice.)

The Logo Boner

It's a hard sell.

(Thanks to Sheliyah.)

The Drift Woody

 Found by a seaman.

(Thanks to Hamille.)

The Accidental Dog

Pet the cock.

(Thanks to bAM Music.)