The Tater 'Bator

Who wants to mash the potatoes? Gently please.

(Big thanks to Hannah.)

Grandpa's a Dickhead

Actually, the grandpa from Hey Arnold is. That's a wrinkle.

(Thanks to Sarah via Can't Be Unseen.)

The Frisky Fairy

Totally a pixie chick with a dick.

(Thanks to Ray and our friends up at Creature.)

The Willy Club

That's how we use it too.

(Thanks to Crystal, again.)

The Pokey Man

This is a different type of anime than we're used to seeing with sort of thing.

(Thanks to Crystal via Can't Be Unseen.)

The Tuggin' Tree

Right near the playground.

(Thanks to Michael.)

The Trophy Dong

You win, we all win.

(Thanks to Ashley.)

The Weather Wang

This freezing phallus is about to invade Canada.

The Red Rocket Salad

Taken from the Betty Cockers New Boys & Girls Cookbook, 1965.

(Thanks to Sharon.)

The Baguette Boner

Got a little too much oven lovin'.

(Thanks, sort of, to John.)

The Portland Penis

Really, a double dong of sorts.

(Thanks to Steve.)

Bone Appetit

This dirty chicken sandwich came from Dick-Fil-A.

(Thanks to Dakota.)

The JakPak

I mean, it's called the JakPak...

(Thanks to Chris's keen eye.)

The Parking Lot Peen

I stop for cock.

(Thanks to Sunny.)

The Cocktus and Balls

Sitting on that could seriously ruin your day.

(Thanks to Tony.)

The Graphallus

Things are looking up, my little friend.

(Thanks to Jimmy.)

The Great Cock Rock

Besides getting burnt, sting, bit and dried out in Arches National Park, apparently you might get dicked too.

(Thanks to Tony.)

The Bike Seat Boner

But your butt on that.

(Thanks to Avi.)

The Sculpted Schlong

This guy's just hanging out in City Center in Las Vegas. Really hanging out, really.

(Thanks to Rebecca.)

The Filet Migdong

Who knew you could order this sort of thing off Amazon?

(Thanks to Evil Bunny.)

The Sneaky Schlong

Bike Seat Color Fail via our friends over at FAIL Blog.

The Fruit Snack Phallus

Looks a little small for a black one though.

(Thanks to Andrew.)

The Schlong 'n Sled

Careful where you sit.

(Thanks, Emily.)

The Poppycock

A piece of popcorn from Orville Redenboner.

(Thanks to Dave and Shirley.)

The Cocktail

Apparently this is a kid's drawing of a platypus. Probably looking for its platypussy.

(Thanks to Shirley.)

The Hanging Wang

Thailand loves you long time.

(Thanks to Amy)

The Tree Tugger

It's a little woody.

(Thanks to Eric.)

The Mansager

It's supposed to give rubs. But it looks more like it gives inside rubs.

(Thanks to Brett.)

The Banana Boner

Cockolate-covered of course.

(Thanks to Amy and the kids.)

XXXmas Lights

It's January 10, and this guy it still going. Keep it up, little man. Keep it up.

(Thanks to Hille.)

The Pool Peen

Obviously the far side is the deep end.

(Thanks to Guyot!)

Another Cocktus

With perky, prickly balls.

(Thanks to Amy.)
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The Cock in the Rocks

In vag canyon.

(Thanks to John.)

The Snow Tree Schlong

Impressive, even in the cold.

(Thanks to Caroline.)

The Pipe Pipe

Wonder what hole that goes into.

(Thanks to Dubs.)

The Root Rockets

In the fabled Forest of Phalli.

(Thanks to Gabriel.)

The Chalked Cock

This one's for the kids.

(Thanks to H.)

The Double Door Dongs

Can you handle it?

(Congrats to Vanessa on this one.)

The Accidentally Ironic Dong

Justin spotted this banner ad on our very own website. Looks like we've been officially donged.

Give a Dog a Bone

Oh, it's a chew toy alright.

(Thanks to Timtastic and Larrytastic.)

The Accidental Pipe

It's dripping.

(Thanks to Hannah.)

Fruit Flies Are Dickheads

The central nervous system of Drosophila larva. Just imagine what it looks like as a teenager.

(Thanks to the science of Sarah.)

The Flying Dong

This is a first for our blog. God bless science.

(Thanks to TR.)

The Dickicle

Looks like it could use a good shave though.

(Thanks to Sarah.)

The Baby Worm

I bet he does.

(Thanks to Kevin for being a good uncle.)

The Dashing Dick

This Winston-Salem minor league baseball team has more than one fastball.

(Thanks to Steve.)

Chubby Little Christmas Elves

These elves sure were excited over the holiday.

(Thanks to Sarah.)