Frost the Snowdong

'Tis the season for dongs.

(Thanks, Patrick.)

Sunday Night Footdong

The good ole Rail Mary.

(Thanks to Chris.)

Christmas Balls

Time to get excited about the holidays.

(Thanks to Barbara.)

The Tweezer Pleaser

For those pesky little splinter you get in you.

(Thanks to Chris, who may or may not be on Family Guy.)

Holy Dongoly

Instead of just one organ, this cathedral has seven.

(Thanks to Stacie.)

The Peen Tree

Meghan said it's from the Ecuadorian rain forest and had a "skirt of dong." We're not really sure what that means, but we're pretty we've seen that in the Castro too.

The Erectalator

Even the dong at the Shanghai Barbie Store is pink.

(Thanks to Jennifer on this one.)

Frosty's Little Snowman

If you've ever wondered what snowman schlong looks like, well, now you know. You can buy the commemorative dip bowl and spreader set here.

(Thanks to Sharon for this holidong.)

Let's Check The Instant Repenis

From the Ole Miss/LSU game last week. Definitely looks like a deep route.

(Thanks to Susan who shot this and also to Big Jay and Will.)

The Door Dong

Too much to handle?

(Thanks to Joel via Ffffound.)

The Cocktus

The rare Saguyro Cocktus.

(Thanks to Mine.)

Make Your Own Wang Water

Buy the Fruit Infusion Pitcher and add a little extra something to your water. According the description here, the rod even screws. Perfect Christmas present.

(Thanks to Glenn and Michael.)

The Potato Peen

Mashed potatoes will forever sound painful now.

(Thanks to Marianne and her friend in France.)

The Ole Bat 'n Balls

There are so many things wrong with this that we're just going to shut up and let you take it all in. Take all of it.

(Thanks to Breanne via Cake Wrecks.)

Turned On

Jesus loves all the children in the world...

(Thanks to Justin.)

The Rim Job

Rollin' on 22 cms.

(Thanks to Amy and Scotty.)

Dick Clark Productions

Makes sense.

(Thanks to Claire for this one.)

Candle Stick Dick

Dripped all night long and it's still hard.

(Thanks to Maggie and her bf.)

Cone 'n Balls

Lick it before it drips.

(Thanks to Jessica's husband and wife team.)

Ticklin' His Own Pickle

I think the tagline speaks for itself.

(Thanks to Todd.)

Chick with Dick

Go big or go home, I guess.

(Thanks to Jack.)

The Wang by the Water

Lovers love to sit on the benches at Penis Point and take in the scenery.

(Thanks to whoever sent this in 1,000,000 years ago.)

The Tree Trunk Tallywacker

This is what the bottom of an Ent looks like.

(Thanks to Steve for this one.)

The Meat Market

A logo featuring the rare hammer-head head.

(Thanks to Jeff and his local deli.)

Boneless Boner

Dongus librarius found at a Salvation Army.

(Thanks to Mary.)

The Mine Shaft Shaft

From a truip to Ulugbek's Astrolabe, Samarkand, Uzbekistan. That translates to Dongville, Dongistan.

(Thanks to Alex.)

The Pecker Lot

No longer full.

Google Maps provides us this image of a parking lot in Lyon, France.

(Merci, Amaury.)

The Desert Dick

Right in the middle of Cock Canyon.

(Thanks to Tom and Fiona.)

Give Mom What She Really Wants

This French ad for Senseo dark coffee reads: "To captivated Mom, nothing better than black magic."

(Merci, Zaid.)

The Monumental Mushroom Monster

Spotted in downtown Burlington, Vermont. May or may not have something to do with that law back in April. Or eves.

(Thanks to Aliza.)

Ready To Get Leid?

Cum to the island of Kauai.

(Thanks to David.)

Phallic Phence

Careful. Don't fall on it.

(Thank to Rocky via iambored.)

Tommy The Tuggin' Turtle

A classic keepsake for all your lonely grandmothers-in-law. The ones that live at the nursing home two posts below.

(Thanks to Ben.)

The Double-Click Dick

Totally a porn-scrubbing op.

(Thank to Justin and Jess, loyal customers since 1997.)

Handrailjob

Outside an assisted living home. Sam says it never gets old watching the old ladies grabbing it. We think it probably will once the authorities find out about this one.

The Tiny Tim

I have no idea where this photo came from. But I do know it's my work partner Tim at what looks like age 14. Tim, you've been hiding your love for accidental dongs from me this whole time? You always glaze over with a look of apathetic disdain whenever I bring it up. But look at you. Why have you been hiding this from me all along, Tim? Why?

(Thanks to Mark from Yarmouth.)

Excited About Health Insurance

Apparently these health insurance posters are all over Switzerland. See? This is what will happen here if Obama's health care reforms pass. Little girl spending money on Viagra. Shameful.

(Thanks to Felicia.)

Mushroom Monday

Straight from the fields of Wisconsin: The Fungus Phallus Palace.

(Thanks Amy.)

Kids Draw the Dongest Things

Babies drawing baby-makers.

(Thanks Alaina.)

Wolverine's Blow Up Boner

Wolverine's claws make certain activities dangerous. So he leaves it up to your kids.

(Thanks to Parmeisan via Geekologie via Walyou via Geekstir.)

The Penis Palm

Genus: Ejaculata.

(Thanks to Sasha for the pic and caption.)

The Double-Fisting Dairy Queen Deep Throat

Pretty sure we've seen this video before.

(Thanks to Eric.)

One Is The Boniest Number

You know, just taking some balloons to a 1-year old's party. Kid's gotta learn sometime.

(Thanks to Red.)

Good Eats Indeed

Paula Deen made "turkey bone leg white chocolate candies." Seems she's spent a little too much time in that kitchen alone.

(Thanks to Heather for this one.)

The Cakey Cock

Gwen's daughter wanted an 8-layer pink cake for her 17th birthday. Gwen's husband wanted to make it a joke by making it out of tiered biscuit cutters. I guess will be on him when DFCS shows up.

(Thanks to Gwen who will soon be a single mom.)

Wanky Yankees

Unfortunate trophy logo on the Yankees World Series hats. That's definitely A Rod.

(Thank to Thomas.)

Britain's Boner Bridge

Right across from Big Ben. No, the other one.

(Thanks to Phillip, Juan, The Opus and the 500 other people that sent this one in.)

Hannah's USBoner

Amazon is selling this Disney Hannah Montana Jump Drive USB Bracelet. Get yours here. Then just stick that puppy in.

(Thanks to Noah, who found this somehow.)